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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 16, 2003 6:15 PM 

gs: Megan Mullally (Betsy) Carol Rosenthal (Ticket Clerk #1) Donald Bishop (Dr. Allenwood) Teri Hatcher (Sidra) Tony Amendola (Sal Bass (Rushdie)) Kieran Mulroney (Timmy) Peggy Stewart (Aunt May) Bruce E. Morrow (Father Jessup) Susan Beaubian (Ticket Clerk #2)

Jerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of implants. Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at the health club. By accident Elaine later discovers the breasts are real. George accompanies his current girlfriend to Detroit for her aunt's wake. While there he tries to get a copy of her death certificate so he can get a 50% discount on the airfare.

b: 25-Feb-93 pc: 419 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: Teri Hatcher plays Jerry's girlfriend in this episode. She will later play Lois Lane, in the series Lois & Clark. A distant Superman reference.

Latex Salesman

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PostPosted: November 3, 2003 11:24 PM 

I just realized something. In the scene where george is at his girlfriend's uncle's house (for the funeral), he goes into the next room to get some snacks. He starts filling up his plate, eating everything and filling it up again. When he does this, you can hear Jerry cracking up in the audience.


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PostPosted: December 16, 2003 5:13 PM 

did i write take-outs? I meant out-takes! Smile

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 23, 2004 3:40 AM 

Any one know the name of the actress who played Sidras friend in the sauna (Sidra introduces her as Mercy).


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PostPosted: May 13, 2004 12:36 PM 

It can be noted as well that the actress that plays George's girlfriend in this episode plays Karen on Will & Grace.


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PostPosted: August 19, 2004 3:26 AM 

Note: I've seen Teri Hatchers breast, they are real, but they AREN'T spectacular! They are really saggy, not perky at all. Looks like 2 deflated balloons hanging off her chest.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 19, 2004 10:28 AM 

I think Mr Chiles has another opinion.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: August 19, 2004 11:42 AM 

As Chiles, I do wholly disagree. Stepping back from Chiles, I will say this. I live in the Bay Area, California. Teri Hatcher is from Cupertino (birth place of Apple Computers), where some of her family still lives. I was lucky enough to see her here last Christmas-time and, I can assure you, they are spectacular though I, most depressingly, cannot personally attest to the "real" part.


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PostPosted: January 13, 2005 2:18 PM 

I desperately need to get my hands on a Seinfeld Episode from Season Four - The implants.

Is there anyone out there who has a copy of this episode? If so, would you be willing to FedEx it out - I'll pay?!

Thanks for considering!


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PostPosted: August 3, 2005 9:29 AM 

Love Megan Mullally.....there's something about her.


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PostPosted: October 3, 2005 10:58 PM 


I have a copy of 'The Implants', email me at


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 20, 2005 10:34 AM 

Why is it "The Implants" on this site but "The Implant" on the DVD?

Is it just me or does Sidra's, um, bust not look as comparatively large as the script assumes?

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: October 20, 2005 11:43 AM 

ClassicTVexpert is correct.

Without the assistance of a very traditional, a very supportive brassiere, Hatcher's breasts hang there like soggy tea bags.

Naturally silicone enhancement and a wonderbra have solved that problem.


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PostPosted: October 23, 2005 10:40 PM 

Flaming Globes:

There was never, um, any mention of them being large.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 23, 2006 9:30 AM 

Well, this is Seinfeld... a lot of things are implied rather than mentioned outright. But...

You're saying the issue is not "large" but "perfect", or "perky", etc.? OK, I'll go along with that. It doesn't matter that much to me anyway... I'm more of a leg man...


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PostPosted: May 7, 2006 8:17 PM 

Leg man? You have legs.

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PostPosted: November 23, 2006 10:53 AM 

"Whoaaaa, docta!"


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PostPosted: November 24, 2006 4:03 AM 

Was this the episode where Kramer finds a pair of Elain's used panties and sells them to Newman for his bike? Then Newman sniffs them and with a slight smile, says, "Elaine!"

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