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Stan The Caddy







PostPosted: September 16, 2003 6:18 PM 

gs: Susan Walters (Mystery Woman) Sherman Howard (Roy) Victor Raider-Wexler (Doctor)

Jerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it "rhymes with a female body part." Could it be "Mulva"? Elaine visits an old boyfriend who's in the hospital for an operation; he was once fat, thin she's interested again. Kramer gets an opportunity to witness the operation and he drags Jerry along, while watching they have an accident with a "Junior Mint."

b: 18-Mar-93 pc: 421 w: Andy Robin d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: Her name is... I can't tell you everything! However, if you must know, see "The Foundation," where she returns assuming that Jerry has grown up.
This episode sparked a lawsuit from an employee of a company located in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA. The employee claims that this company allegedly used the following incident as an excuse to fire him. He discussed this episode with a female co-worker. She didn't get the joke. So he provided a photocopy of a dictionary definition of the body part in question so he wouldn't have to say it.
For the record, the company from Milwaukee was in fact Miller Brewing Company, of Miller High Life and Miller Lite fame. Second biggest brewer in the country. This is why this case got so much press. He originally won about $25 million in damages, but later had to file for bankruptcy after Miller appealed and the courts threw the case out. (http://www.jsonline.com/news/Metro/dec01/4579.asp for more information)

Steven
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PostPosted: December 17, 2003 11:24 AM 

The other day I was watching this episode (ive seen it 7 or 8 times) and it just hit me what the female body part was. I don't know why I could never think of it. I've talked to some of my friends and they said it took them a while to think of it too.

The Pphut
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 11:10 PM 

well... could U tell me what that body part is? or at least where is it located? 'cause I can't locate it myself... You know, my English is not that great Smile
And I've been watching this episode several times. It's really one of those things. I don't get it. And people ussually tell me that I'm a smart guy..... Smile

Peterman
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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 11:54 PM 

Now who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?? It's chocolate, it's peppermint... it's delicious!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: February 27, 2004 11:52 AM 

Clitoris. There used to be an old gag where a guy would call into a bar and ask the tender to give a shout out for Doris Clitoris (said quickly) - then laugh and hang up when the poor fool followed the request.

Lloyd Braun
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PostPosted: August 20, 2004 2:19 AM 


You dumb-asses must be "a little slow" must have had to take those "special" classes in high school. Steven and The Pphut have got to be virgins!

Delores
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 20, 2004 8:52 AM 

well you jack-ass, someone has to be Razz

VegetableLasagna
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 6, 2004 7:03 PM 

Roy: How do you do?
Kramer: I do great.

Jordan
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: October 13, 2004 9:51 PM 

I like this episode. I think it's great advertising for Junior mints i like them a lot better myself.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 14, 2004 10:41 PM 

Somebody better explain the Urethra (George's "Aretha" guess) to these guys, before they score some chick and end up pissing in her by mistake.

Gendison
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PostPosted: October 15, 2004 8:47 PM 

hehe...Fucking Jimmy kills me every time... Hey, the chick might be into a golden moment, you never know...By the way, I Urethra Franklin's voice almost as much as Edmond Fitzgerald's.

H Naggar
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: October 28, 2004 6:22 AM 

Doctor: I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened
during the operation that staved off that infection. Something
beyond science. Something perhaps from above...
Kramer: Mint?
Doctor: Those can be very refreshing.
Laughing Laughing

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 31, 2004 2:26 AM 

Edmond Fitzgerald... yeah, Jimmy hates when he sings that song "The Gordon Lightfoot." Is he like The Gorton's Fisherman?

stacey
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 31, 2004 5:01 PM 

I LOVE PARKERRRR Wink

Rich71
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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 9:08 AM 

Clitoris.Doesn t rhyme with Delores.

Bookman
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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 9:48 AM 

In literature, it's known as a "half rhyme."

Gendison
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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 10:07 AM 

It's a female rhyme (2 syllables)...and it rhymes perfectly ("oris" is the sound)

Bookman
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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 10:15 AM 

You are correct, sir. A disyllabic rhyme (including a feminine rhyme) is one in which the final two syllables of the words share the same sound. My bad.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 12:07 PM 

I did not know that. That's tame and mundane stuff!

Gendison
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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 6:21 PM 

Did you mess withh Johnny?

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 2, 2005 4:53 PM 

Edmond Fitzgerald doesn't sing the song "The Gordon Lightfoot."

Gordon Lightfoot sings the song "The Edmond Fitzgerald"... Not sure if you were joking or not, but it's about freighter on the Great Lakes... (if you'd actually listen to the lyrics and not just say it sucks).

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