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Mary Lyn Ogletree







PostPosted: May 15, 2006 2:28 AM 

Aloha,
I was trying to find out if there was any possible way to get one of the lobster shirts. My bofriend is such a huge fan of your show and has always been. He owns evey episode that is already out. Once he told me about this shirt and how he could not find it anywhere it has become my challenge to find one for him. Please let me know if there is any way to get one for him. Mahalo

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 15, 2006 10:58 AM 

How 'bout taking your top off? Kahuna!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 15, 2006 6:33 PM 

C'mon!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 15, 2006 6:45 PM 

If Jackie ever gets Hawaiian citizenship, there'll be nostopping him!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 16, 2006 7:04 PM 

You go that straight....

Bookman
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PostPosted: May 16, 2006 8:16 PM 

I'm appalled at the comments you guys make around here that seem designed to drive female posters away. Which reminds me...

I TiVoed the 2006 Krufts Dog Show (from England) and finally watched it last weekend. Bitch this, bitch that. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. I wrote down some of the choice ones. "She's an attractive little bitch." "She's truly a marvelous bitch." "Look how beautifully this bitch moves." "This bitch was hot coming in here" (i.e., she was on a winning streak in her group).

Loses his train of thought

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 16, 2006 8:28 PM 

Better than momma's sweet little bastard!

You're appalled? Better than being Jean Pauled.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 16, 2006 11:47 PM 

Gee, that was so good I almost read the entire first sentence.

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PostPosted: May 17, 2006 10:57 AM 

Looks like somebody bought our security guard a rocking chair.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 17, 2006 11:09 AM 

I find that a bit of a pompous look.

Gendison
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PostPosted: May 17, 2006 1:06 PM 

U.S.A. Today he's not.

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PostPosted: May 17, 2006 5:23 PM 

What he is rhymes with motherchucker.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 17, 2006 6:22 PM 

I can't read it. There are no pictures.

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PostPosted: May 17, 2006 9:35 PM 

In a nutshell, it says "Fax me some halibut."

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 17, 2006 11:34 PM 

Why can't these morons at least try to sell us something we can use? Like "How To Hypnotize Any Woman Into Having Sex"

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 18, 2006 11:27 AM 

As is often the case, Jimmy's solution can be expressed in one word - Hennigan's

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 18, 2006 6:01 PM 

(suddenly awakens) Watch out, boy... Shocked



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