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PostPosted: March 10, 2006 1:31 PM 

The Luther Burger

Will this kill you? I saw this burger on the cartoon the Boondocks and I thought it was completely fictional. Supposedly it is slap in the face to Luther Vandross who became a glutton and died miserable and obese. Hence the name.

Apparently it is served in Atlanta and down south and will soon be making it's way up here. Correction it is here, you can buy it at Krispy Kreme. It is profane. It is crack formed into food. This will make McDonald's look vegetarian.

It's a halved Krispy Kreme donut, meat patty, sharp cheddar, and bacon. I'll be damned but it looks good. I know it will cut at least a half year instanteously off of my life but it's a temptress of a sandwich. I don't know how its legal to even sell it but I must try it. If I go into a coma it was fun here and I wish you all the best.

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PostPosted: March 10, 2006 2:41 PM 

It still needs peanut butter, I say!

Bookman
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PostPosted: March 10, 2006 3:57 PM 

I prefer a simple hamburger for a simple man--an ordinary hamburger, everything on it, from whatever mom-and-pop greaseburger stand I happen to be passing when I crave a hamburger.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 10, 2006 7:08 PM 

Atta boy, Luther!

Mookie
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PostPosted: March 10, 2006 9:07 PM 

Well, that is not really a burger. A burger is separate from that.

And I don't see why... a Krispy Kreme... got all tied up... and connected... with that!

Laughing

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 10, 2006 11:30 PM 

Atta boy, Luther!

And they scrubbed them with Bon Amie. (Bet ya thought nobody got yer reference, huh, Jimmy?!)

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 11, 2006 1:16 PM 

(I'd hoped the old-timers would) Wink

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PostPosted: March 11, 2006 2:41 PM 

Good ole Barn.

R.I.P

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 12, 2006 11:05 PM 

I-I-I threw the b-b-book... and, uh.. WHOSH... she opened.

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: March 13, 2006 4:17 PM 

I found out they don't serve it at Krispy Kreme. Nevertheless I had one anyway. I got a dozen donuts and grilled a burger with sharp cheddar and bacon and made my own Luther. I gotta say it wasn't bad. While my buddies stared at me in utter disbelief I was quite satisfied.

I didn't feel like doing much after eating it though. I watched the entire first season of Lost. Great great show. Had never seen it before and completely understand how people are hooked on it.

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PostPosted: March 13, 2006 5:31 PM 

I would love to try it but I can't keep soft cheeses of any kind here.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: March 13, 2006 6:24 PM 

speaking of the Luther, Lost is the only show i regularly watch right now. Great show. That Eko guy from Oz is one of the scariest mothers if there ever was one. And that Kate....very sponge worthy.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 13, 2006 11:06 PM 

Well, I'm lost.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 14, 2006 10:47 AM 

Consider yourself fortunate...

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PostPosted: March 14, 2006 11:43 AM 

I gave up on "Lost." The writers kept pissing me off. Last year they started doing these episodes where one of the main characters acts like an ass at the beginning of the show, and then the next 50 minutes are spent on a backstory that supposedly explains why he/she is acting like an ass. This succeeded every other episode, and so on the "off" episodes I kept telling myself I'll give this goddamn show one more chance, which I did all season. This year, it was too much. I couldn't take it anymore.

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PostPosted: March 14, 2006 12:09 PM 

..and, when things get boring, again, lo and behold they'll find yet another enclave of survivalists on another part of the island. If they're smart, they'll make it Gilligan and his gang! Wink

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 14, 2006 4:43 PM 

Well then, I guess what I don't know can't hurt me. I'll stick with Modern Marvels for TV watching.

I did see Julia's new show (The New Adventures Of Old Christine) last night. Yes, it was the same ol' sitcom format of writing and performance... and yes, it probably won't last one season....

But I did laugh. She has the same "Elaine-type" loser thing going with the lying and the self-righteous excuses. I'll watch it just for that, if nothing else... I don't care if it suceeds or not.

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: March 14, 2006 5:26 PM 

That show will go away faster than Wilford Brimley. And lord knows the Grim Reaper missed his door.

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PostPosted: March 14, 2006 6:02 PM 

I liked "Watching Ellie" in the original version. It really was a show about nothing.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 14, 2006 9:26 PM 

And ya know... she might wanna do something about that... hair.

Someone please put me in a cryogenic freeze and thaw me out when women have bangs again. Enough of the Jan Brady slime-doo on every chick, for Christ's sake!



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