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The Mango

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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 16, 2003 6:36 PM 

gs: Lisa Edelstein (Karen) Leonard Termo (Joe) Veralyn Jones (Renee)

George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator." Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banned from his favorite fruit shop.

b: 16-Sep-93 pc: 501 w: Lawrence H. Levy & Buck Dancer s: Lawrence H. Levy d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: The co-writing credit for the teleplay that was credited to Buck Dancer, is changed to Larry David in the syndicated reruns. Larry must have decided to use a pseudonym for the original broadcast. Buck is also the first name George would use if he was a porn star, the full name being Buck Naked.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 9, 2004 12:28 AM 

Jerry hits the jackpot when Elaine decides to allow him a half-hour to prove he can ultimately perform - ultimately he fails to fully live up to the task! Wink

Tim Kennelly
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 13, 2004 1:14 AM 

This is definitely on my top 10 list of favourite episodes.

Elaine: You didn't know.
Jerry: Are you saying...
George: I think I'll have a piece of cake.
Jerry: With me?
Elaine: Well...
Jerry: You faked with me?
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: You faked with me?
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: No.
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: You faked it?
Elaine: I faked it.
Jerry: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?
Elaine: Not bad huh?
Jerry: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?
Elaine: Fake, fake, fake, fake.

Jerry: Well well, if it isn't the first lady of the American Theatre. What brings you here?
Elaine: Just gonna return some of your things that were in my house.
Jerry: Oh and I've got some things of yours here.
Elaine: I know.
Jerry: Well I'll get them.
Elaine: I'm waiting.
Jerry: All right. You got my fins?
Elaine: Yeah I got your fins. You got my poker chips?
Jerry: I got your poker chips. You got my goggles?
Elaine: They're next to the fins. You got my cards?
Jerry: They're next to the poker chips.
Elaine: All right and that just about... does it.
Jerry: I guess.
Elaine: Okay, well... see you around.
Jerry: Yeah, see you.
Elaine: All right, let's go, I give you half an hour.
Jerry: What?
Elaine: Come on!
Jerry: Are you serious?
Elaine: Look, Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry: Sex... to save the friendship. Well, if we have to...

Lloyd Braun

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PostPosted: August 21, 2004 6:34 AM 

Up yours Tim, we can do without the quotes! You don't have to go through the trouble of typing those lines you jerk-off to, if someone wanted to read it, they would just go to the Seinfeld script link. I'm sick and tired of idiots giving their 2 cents worth letting everyone know about their favorite quotes. Try finding an interesting fact. For instance:

--->This is the first episode where Jerry has a new computer in his apartment. The old one is gone.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 21, 2004 12:05 PM 

Thanx for the quotes Tim. Reminded how much I love this episode. Lloyd needs more therapy...or he needs to get laid for once.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 23, 2004 9:49 AM 

Don't worry about Braun, like Frank said:

"He's crazy. His phone wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing
that bell."


Condo Board President

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PostPosted: January 6, 2006 4:22 PM 

The 1933 movie Flying Down to Rio features scantily-clad women and a fairly obvious sexual euphemism when a chorus girl, jeolous of Dolores Del Rio, asks: "What have these South American girls got below the equator that we haven't?"

(I'm surprised there wasn't some reference to Flying Down to Rio in the Notes About Nothing. At least I don't remember any.)

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: January 7, 2006 9:13 AM 

Another reference to Notes About Nothing! This is driving me crazy. I can't get into mine. Is there a special trick!

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: January 7, 2006 2:26 PM 

If you're in North America and you can't get into the Notes About Nothing, take the DVDs back. (Maybe other parts of the world don't have the Notes About Nothing.) Because it's as simple as clicking Episodes, then clicking the episode in question (e.g., The Mango), then clicking Notes About Nothing, and then clicking Play.

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: January 8, 2006 6:19 AM 

Ah HAH...Thank you, Bookman.

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: January 8, 2006 8:25 PM 

You're welcome. I think every DVD should come with Notes About Nothing--every movie, TV show, whatever. I hope it starts a trend.

The Velvet Fog

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PostPosted: April 12, 2006 12:08 PM 

Notice in this episode that Jerry's bicycle, which is always a green Klein, is different. It appears to be a a white & silver mountain bike with clip pedals. I've never seen that bike in any other episode...someone must have borrowed the Klein that day.

Tom Author Profile Page

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PostPosted: September 6, 2006 5:07 PM 

George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below "the equator."

What does this really mean?

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Son of Dad

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PostPosted: November 26, 2006 6:54 AM 

Well, I can't crack this one.


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PostPosted: November 27, 2006 1:58 PM 

- Twisted Evil

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