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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 16, 2003 7:13 PM 

gs: Carol Kane (Corinne) George Murdock (Testikov) Rosalind Allen (Diane) David Blackwood (Hotel Clerk) Heather Morgan (Woman on Beach) Wayne Knight (Newman) Richard Fancy (Lippman)

Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a "marine biologist." An infuriated Russian writer tosses an electronic organizer belonging to Elaine out of a limousine that hits a passerby on the head. Kramer struggles with his golf swing and sand. While walking along the beach, George is called on to use his marine biology skills to save a whale.

b: 10-Feb-94 pc: 513 w: Ron Hague & Charlie Rubin d: Tom Cherones

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 25, 2003 4:25 PM 

An observation: Elaine clearly says "shit" in the scene where she's fighting Testikov for the tape recorder. It's not obvious, but listen closely during the struggle. It's in there.


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PostPosted: November 23, 2003 10:07 PM 

Larry David is the one who calls out "is any here a marine biologist?" towards the end when george saves the whale.

Sue di nym

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PostPosted: December 9, 2003 7:21 PM 

One of the best episodes in Seinfeld history.

"Is that a titleist?"

lovin' every minute of it
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 9, 2003 7:57 PM 

Yeah, hole in one.


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PostPosted: January 10, 2004 2:52 AM 

there is an extra scene in this episode right before the part where kramer gives elaine the organizer where he fumbles around the golf clubs. It's absolutely hillarious


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PostPosted: January 10, 2004 5:20 AM 

The curse ! During the fight with Testikov it certainley does sound like Elaine says "shit" after "that's my purse".

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 1:20 PM 

George's bit in coffee shop at the end, recounting the story is my favourite part of Seinfeld.

Bookman's scene in Jerry's apartment a close second.


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PostPosted: July 1, 2004 4:59 PM 

This and the Kenny Rogers Chicken Episode have to be the best episodes ever.


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PostPosted: July 2, 2004 11:24 PM 

great episode
im downloading the entire seinfeld at the momment i love it lol

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: July 6, 2004 11:27 AM 

..she told me to go to hell, I took the bus home... Smile

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 1:55 PM 

"...the sea was angry that day, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

Ever notice that George uses to refernces with 'an old man' and 'the sea'. In the Andrea Doria he mentions to Mr. Eldridge that "the ship slipped into the ocean like an old man easeing into a warm bath."

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: July 7, 2004 11:40 PM 

"Why couldn't you have made me an architect? You know I always
wanted to pretend that I was an architect"

very funny episode indeed


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PostPosted: July 9, 2004 12:59 PM 

"...As I stared into the eye of the great fish..."
This is a funny episode!

The Puffy Shirt
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 13, 2004 5:56 PM 

The part at the end where George recants his story is absolutely classic! Laughing

kenny banya

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PostPosted: February 10, 2005 2:21 PM 

did you guys catch that riling cat on the beach

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: February 10, 2005 2:28 PM 

Did you guys catch that George didn't recant his story, but he recounted it?

Todd Gack
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 2, 2005 10:42 AM 

good episode...but very overrated.


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PostPosted: June 6, 2005 12:37 PM 

"i tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot"


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PostPosted: July 6, 2005 11:59 PM 

how can you miss this ... GOLDEN BOY!

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 6:32 PM 

Oh yes, oh can you feel it..... Man I love that one, I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. How can anyone not like this. Ohhhhhh yeaaaaaa babbyyyy!!!!!

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