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The Movie

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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 9, 2003 10:34 PM 

gs: Barry Diamond (Buckles) Perry Anzilotti (Usher) Tom LaGrua (Kernis) Eric Poppick (Maurice) Cathy Lind Hayes (Woman Behind Elaine) Allan Kolman (Cab Driver) Molly Cleator (Cashier) Christie Mellor (Concessionaire) Jeff Norman (Man in Line) Paul Eisenhauer (Man in Theatre) Montrose Hagins (Woman in Theatre)

Jerry tries to make two show dates and afterwards go to the movie theater to meet everyone. George gets in the wrong line for tickets. George, Elaine & Kramer decide to go to another theater to see the movie. Kramer waits outside for Jerry but also wants a hot dog. Jerry misses his first show, then goes to movie theater to tell everyone he won't make the movie, but no one is there. Through a comedy of errors, everyone (but Kramer) misses the movie, they were originally going to see.

b: 06-Jan-93 pc: 415 w: Steve Skrovan & Bill Masters & Jon Hayman d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: According to viewer Jim Gilhooly, writer Steve Skrovan appears in an uncredited cameo as the man with the white hat that sits next to Elaine at the movie.

Billy McFarlane

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PostPosted: November 4, 2003 12:51 AM 

Could you please make the corrections script please of the movie?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 4, 2004 4:29 AM 

Buckles seems to be a very Bania-esque character, and he makes no more appearances on the show (though he does appear in an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm.")

Does anybody else think Buckles was an early incarnation of Kenny Bania?

Tim Kennellly
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 13, 2004 1:04 AM 

This episode has one of my favourite Seinfeld scenes of all time. It's when Elaine is ordering a soda and a popcorn.

Elaine: Uh, could I have a medium Diet Coke?
Clerk: Do you want the Medium size or the middle size?
Elaine: What's the difference?
Clerk: Well, we have three sizes. Medium, Large, and Jumbo.
Elaine: What happened to the small?
Clerk: There is no small. Small is Medium.
Elaine: What's... medium?
Clerk: Medium is Large, and large is Jumbo.
Elaine: Oh-kay. Gimme the large.
Clerk: That's medium.
Elaine: Right. Yeah. Could I have a small popcorn?
Clerk: There is no small. Child-size is small.
Elaine: What's `medium'?
Clerk: Adult.
Elaine: Do adults ever order the child-size?
Clerk: Not usually.
Elaine: Okay, gimme the `adult'.
Clerk: Do you want butter?
Elaine: Is it real butter?
Clerk: It's butter-flavored!
Elaine: What is it made of?
Clerk: It's yellow!

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 13, 2004 8:30 AM 

George: Um, excuse me, have you seen a guy with like a horse face,
big teeth, and a pointed nose?
Clerk: ... flared nostrils?
George: Yeah.
Clerk: Nope, haven't seen him.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 13, 2004 8:31 AM 

Kramer: Hey, did that guy show up?
Clerk: The guy with the... horse face... and the big teeth...
Kramer: No, the guy with the big head and the flared nostrils.
Clerk: Haven't seen him. There was a short guy with glasses...
Looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon hat. But he left.


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PostPosted: December 31, 2004 3:26 PM 

Whos Buckles i never heard of him? wut episodes was he in? And does anyone no the episode this scene comes from: its where Kramer puts on hand cream and tries to open the door but he slips off could you please tell me wut episode that comes from

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: December 31, 2004 3:36 PM 

Who's John!?!? Who's John!?!?

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: December 31, 2004 4:00 PM 

A milk glass, a juice glass, any glass! Just pick a glass! Mrs. Seinfeld, pick a glass! Pick a glass Mrs. Seinfeld!

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: December 31, 2004 4:01 PM 

Sorry. I should've come back with: Uh-oh, you're a john.

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: March 11, 2005 11:16 AM 

I saw "The Movie" last night. And for the first time, I recognized Larry David's voice, playing the king in "Checkmate." You have to listen carefully when Kramer walks in and sits in Elaine's seat. His first line begins with, "If anyone asks..."

jack baxter

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PostPosted: July 23, 2005 4:53 PM 

What year is the "Rochelle Rochelle" movie theater epsiode. I know the girl in the poster..


Michael Barth
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 11, 2005 5:32 PM 

What does George mean when he says Elaine has a "face like a frying pan"?

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 11, 2005 7:56 PM 

It means her face is flat.


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PostPosted: August 11, 2005 11:22 PM 

Someone asks a dumb question and gets an answer.

I ask a reasonable question that someone else has too (see "The Bookstore")and get ostracized for it.


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PostPosted: August 12, 2005 7:32 PM 

Yes indeed, Larry David is the voice in Check mate, very funny, but if you listen well, I think, i'm not sure, in Rochelle ROchelle you also can hear Larry David.

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: November 19, 2005 8:08 PM 

This isn't a very good episode,is it?

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: May 21, 2006 6:53 AM 

This was on again last night; Fox must have batted around. It still isn't a very good episode. In fact, it made me squirm, and I watched the Tigers instead. I don't think I've EVER done that.

bozotheclown Author Profile Page

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PostPosted: December 10, 2006 2:38 AM 

This ep is very underrated i would say..
It's got everyone describing eachother, that alone makes it amazing.

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: September 3, 2009 8:24 PM 

This whole episode is disappointing. I ended up listening for Larry David's voice in the voiceovers, since the plot and all the story lines were crappy. Oh well. Even Albert Pujols strikes out now and then.

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