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PostPosted: September 16, 2003 6:55 PM 

gs: Maryedith Burrell (Maryedith) Peter Keleghan (Lloyd) John Christian Graas (Matthew) Hugh A. Rose (Doctor) Lisa Houle (Cheryl) Jed Mills (Joel) John Gabriel (Newscaster) Darrell Kunitomi (Lab Technician) Wayne Knight (Newman) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Jerry Stiller (Frank)

When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Jerry inadvertently uses the "F" word, as a result so does Maryedith's son Matthew, a lot. George meets an old childhood friend whom he is convinced is trying to humiliate him. Elaine begins dating this friend and gives him an idea for his mayoral candidate's campaign. Kramer's date with a lab technician results in strange test results for the future mayor of New York City.

b: 04-Nov-93 pc: 508 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: Around this time it was reported that four versions of the ending of this episode were shot. The correct one being used based on results of the mayoral election being held at that time. The syndicated rerun of this episode shows more footage of the mayoral campaign, featuring Rudy Guiliani, who was not credited for his appearance (unless you count the caption during his press conference).

Greg
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PostPosted: June 3, 2004 11:08 PM 

I haven't seen this episode in years! Did Jerry "really" use profanity?

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: June 4, 2004 11:09 AM 

yeah Smile

giddy up
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 21, 2004 9:21 PM 

I think they actually used every swear word in that episode. Also, Peter Keleghan (lloyd braun) is replaced later in the series, which pissed me off.

Democrat
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PostPosted: August 22, 2004 2:06 AM 


F U C K Rudy Guiliani(R)

stella luna
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PostPosted: March 11, 2005 1:49 AM 

Embarassed
because it's make me feel fat and be a super slim and try it everyday you can enjoy eating with yogurt!!!!!

Gendison
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PostPosted: March 11, 2005 7:24 AM 

Um yeah...well...good luck with all THAT.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 12, 2005 8:31 PM 

It's always troubled Jimmy that they put that Giuliani prick on the show. Jimmy never watches the scenes with him (turns the channel) after that son-of-a-bitch praised Bush during 9-11 saying "Thank God, George Bush is our president!

F**K HIM!!

Bookman
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PostPosted: March 12, 2005 11:14 PM 

It smells. Smells bad. Smells really bad.

Victor
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PostPosted: March 13, 2005 12:13 AM 

I'm Nelson! (20 bucks as to who knows where that line came from)

Gendison
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PostPosted: March 13, 2005 1:06 PM 

They gave me gonhorriah.
They? The governement?

Anonymous
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PostPosted: May 18, 2005 2:29 PM 

im nelson come from the episode with jerry and the sexy actor. It is called The Nose Job


this is really old lol, but come on, pay up lol

Becky_Gelke
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PostPosted: June 27, 2005 8:48 PM 

a small and silly observation, but after elaine realizes she's gained 7 lbs, kramer says "well maybe it's the oreos" to which elaine replies "i don't eat oreos." i forget which one, but i KNOW i later saw elaine eating oreos in another episode.

Jimmys


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PostPosted: June 27, 2005 10:11 PM 

Screw the Oreos... Are you wearing your blue sweat pants right now?

stu
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PostPosted: October 14, 2005 8:24 PM 

one of the worst.....

stu
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PostPosted: October 14, 2005 8:24 PM 

one of the worst..... Razz

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 11:00 PM 

No f*cking way!

Zanneth
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PostPosted: January 1, 2006 2:08 PM 

I thought this episode was very unique, in that they actually used curse words. That's probably why they don't air it as much as other episodes.

This also goes for "The Hamptons", and "The Contest".

FlamingGlobes (aka Anguished Oink)
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PostPosted: March 26, 2006 1:23 PM 

Lloyd's distaste at Elaine's extra weight seems like a stretch though -- she's too skinny for an additional 7 pounds to make her unappealingly large!

More important: At the end you can see Lloyd (who had been cut out of the scene) walking out before Newman -- the Notes point this out. They don't point this out, though: There are originally 4 yogurt cups on the table, but then a 5th one mysteriously appears -- it was placed there by Lloyd in the deleted part.

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PostPosted: March 30, 2006 11:55 PM 

Tommy Tune is very tall. That helps. It makes him ....... lankier.

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PostPosted: September 5, 2006 12:40 AM 

i was watching this episode tonight at 12:00. I flipped the channel for one second, and when I came back, they had put on bloopers (dick clark) at 12:15 for 15 min. Did they air some of the cursing by mistake or something? Jerry never came back on! What's going on?

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