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PostPosted: July 31, 2003 8:22 PM 

gs: Susan Diol (Audrey) Roy Brocksmith (Landlord) Tawny Kitaen (Isabel) Joseph V. Perry (Newstand Owner) David Blackwood (Interviewer)

Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the "sex is great" but not anything else. George is dating a woman with a big nose, Kramer tells her it like it is and she gets a nose job; however, there is a complication. Kramer gets Elaine to help him retrieve the jacket.

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NOTE: In this episode George mentions he is from Long Island, whereas in other episodes he states that he grew up in Queens. Technically Queens (and Brooklyn) are located on the western end of Long Island. According to some New Yorkers saying that you are from Queens and saying that you are from Long Island are entirely different things. It must be one of those social things, like being "from the other side of the tracks."

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PostPosted: October 29, 2003 6:03 PM 

queens is not long island
they aer a bunch of bums in queens

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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 9:04 PM 

Just so you know - Kramer, right around the time that he mentions to Audrey about needing a nose job, says something about Shaun Cassidy who is married to Susan Diol, Audrey's "real life" alter ego Very Happy

I can't seem to find it in the transcript, but I *KNOW* it was there! Very Happy

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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 9:05 PM 

Just so you know - Kramer, right around the time that he mentions to Audrey about needing a nose job, says something about Shaun Cassidy who is married to Susan Diol, Audrey's "real life" alter ego Very Happy

I can't seem to find it in the transcript, but I *KNOW* it was there! Very Happy

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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 9:29 PM 

The scene where Jerry's brain is playing his penis at chess is a classic... very funny! Laughing

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PostPosted: August 9, 2004 9:26 PM 

That George, what a liar!

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PostPosted: October 20, 2004 3:04 PM 

Queens is part of NYC, Long Island is not, it is made up of seperate counties in NY state.

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PostPosted: October 21, 2004 12:27 PM 

How annoyed must George be? After his girl gets the nose job she looks hot, oh well Kramer does it again.

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PostPosted: October 31, 2004 5:24 AM 

Kramer pretends to be a Dr. Van Nostrand in "The Slicer". Mr. Kruger also recognises him as Dr. Van Nostrand at the festivus dinner in "The Strike."

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PostPosted: November 1, 2004 12:41 PM 

Uh, that is correct.

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PostPosted: July 17, 2005 7:35 PM 

FYI......

This fictitious definition appears on the back cover of the paperback Portnoy's Complaint.

"Portnoy's Complaint... A disorder in which strongly-felt ethical and altruistic impulses are perpetually warring with extreme sexual longings... (Spielvogel, O. "The Puzzled Penis," Internationale Zeitschrift fur Psychoanalyse, Vol. XXIV, p. 109.)..."

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PostPosted: January 30, 2007 11:17 AM 

All you need is a nose job!

One of my favorite Seinfeld moment. The reaction of Jerry, George and Elaine after the remark is so hilarious!

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PostPosted: January 30, 2007 11:28 AM 

All you need is a nose job!

One of my favorite Seinfeld moments. The reaction of Jery, George, Elaine after the remark is so hilarious.



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