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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 12:40 PM 

Okay... it's been exactly one month since my last post (March 27th), when at that time, some of us were challenged to avoid posting for a period of one month (I think this was to prove that the Seinfools wouldn't change even if we weren't around). However, we were also dared never to visit, nor to peek in, during that time.

J. CHILES: So... Did you take a look?

JIMMY: Of course.... But that's got nothing to do with it.

Now, can I please get one of those little Weebles next to my name?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 2:04 PM 

It's like cleavage. You take a peek and then look away.

I been gone, too. What's a Weeble and do I really want one? I think not.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 2:06 PM 

Hey, don't forget your journal entries..... Confused


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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 2:35 PM 

Journal entries? I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 2:49 PM 

Take off your shirt and try it.....dammmit


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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 2:55 PM 

No encumbrances?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 3:02 PM 

Yeah, losing the shirt is like a cure-all balm - making sauce, taking a crap, it's a pleasure.


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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 3:11 PM 

Well, I just hope I never hear "I prepared it while I defecated."

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 3:20 PM 

the combination of that and "soak in water to make it bloom" is most unappealing.

Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 3:35 PM 

i too took quite a vacation from this spot, and noticed a significant amount of post shrinkage.

nice to see some quality familiar faces back in the pool. Wink

hey... where's marcelino at?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 3:56 PM 

He was thown in jail for perjury after testifying in the Good Sam trial that Jerry and his friends were the real cockfighters. While in a Ecudorian prison, he OD'd on tamales.


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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 4:08 PM 

He had Sgt. Chadway... I did too. There was also a red-headed guy there with long sideburns. We all hated him...

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 27, 2006 5:07 PM 

You HAD Sgt. Chadway...Well I don't like the sound of THAT....


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PostPosted: April 28, 2006 1:13 PM 

Well...... ya know.... my hamstring....

He got about...uh... two inches from........ there...

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PostPosted: April 28, 2006 1:16 PM 

A a cure-all balm?!?

You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 28, 2006 1:29 PM 

Twenty-five years of practicing law and I’m getting cross-examined by a caddy? This is the most public of my many embarrassments.

Besides, do you know what a balm is? They're unpredictable.
(eye lids batting at the speed of sound)



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PostPosted: April 28, 2006 1:42 PM 

Ah... sweet elixir. It's fragrant nectar... a soothing balm for the soul.

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PostPosted: April 28, 2006 2:47 PM 

Sweet elixer? Fragrant necter? A soothing balm for you and your good-time buddies? Well, I've got a flash for you, joy-boy--................ I lost my train of thought.


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PostPosted: April 28, 2006 10:08 PM 

I was actually out on a ledge when I posted that last reply.

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PostPosted: April 28, 2006 11:52 PM 

Ha! I don't think it's been a month for me, but I didn't really head the one month abstinance, I just got bored. You know, after the first day, it's not that hard to stay away. I didn't even peak. This is my first peek. Nice to see J & J.C. here. And I missed Bookman, too.

So, who wants to have some fun!?!?


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PostPosted: April 29, 2006 12:42 AM 

I'm just sayin' I wanna have some fun.

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