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PostPosted: September 21, 2003 9:15 PM 

gs: Richard Roat (Dr. Berg) Fort Atkinson (Dr. Stern) David Purdham (Dr. Resnick) Heather Campbell (Sheila) Ramon Franco (Mailman) Bari K. Willerford (Ron) Shuko Akune (Receptionist) F. William Parker (Country Doctor) Lynn A. Henderson (Clerk) Bill Gratton (Postal Official) Susan Leslie (Nurse) Wayne Knight (Newman) Len Lesser (Uncle Leo)

Elaine has a rash and looks for a doctor who will treat her; despite her doctor -- patient relationship reputation. Kramer offers Jerry a method to get a refund on his stereo that is two years out of warranty. George discovers the woman at the photo store is looking at his pictures. Jerry refuses delivery of a package with no return address. George thinks that the photo store clerk has stuck a revealing picture of herself in with his pictures. Kramer convinces George to return the compliment and offers to take the photos. Uncle Leo signs for Jerry's package. Elaine tries to lift her medical records. Jerry lets Uncle Leo open the package and there is the sound of an explosion. Leo's stove has exploded but eventually Jerry gets the package and opens it up. It contains his stereo in pieces. Kramer sent the package to him insured; now all they must do is collect the insurance money from the post office. Elaine poses as Uncle Leo's nurse to try a diagnosis for her condition. When that doesn't work she tries to get Kramer to lift her records. Newman grills Jerry on suspicion of mail fraud. George drops off his film at the photo store and gets a surprising result.

b: 17-Oct-96 pc: 805 w: Jennifer Crittenden d: Andy Ackerman

NOTE: The scene in which Newman "grills" Jerry is a parody of the famous Sharon Stone leg-crossing scene in "Basic Instinct." Wayne Knight (Newman) had appeared in the "BI" leg-crossing scene as one of SStone's sweat-soaked interrogators.


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PostPosted: January 11, 2004 5:56 PM 

interesting...So many people still watch this show even though it is all re-runs now

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 17, 2005 7:14 AM 

I love the part where Kramer doesn't know Elaine's last name and she calls him a 'Jackass'. It's the way she says it that makes me laugh everytime Laughing

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 17, 2005 10:50 AM 

"It's BENES, ya jackass. Yeah."

That cracks me up too.

The name-calling in Seinfeld is interesting. In an early episode Jerry calls George an idiot, and George actually gives him a hard time for it (the way a NORMAL person would) -- "What are you, Bud Abbott?" But as the characters developed, they started calling each other idiot and other things all the time.

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 21, 2005 11:32 PM 

How bout the part when kramer and jerry are discussing a write-off?

Jerry: You don't know what a write-off is?
Kramer: they just write it off.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 5, 2005 5:19 PM 

oh yeah, thsoe are two really good parts, escpecially the write off part, I laughed so hard at that part and don't actually usually laugh much at Seinfeld. It's weird I really like it and I have just about every episode on my computer but I just like watching it...Although some parts, like these kind of parts I really laugh at, anywaysm like you


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PostPosted: July 7, 2005 5:56 PM 

Notice in the scene where Jerry and Krammer discussing a write off Krammer is wearing the same shirt he sold to Bania in "The Secretary"

Jay Remanschneider

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PostPosted: July 31, 2005 12:10 PM 

Newman rules!

Jerrys Kid

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PostPosted: September 19, 2005 9:04 PM 

I just wanna ask , do you remember the part when Elaine is called by the AMA in the middle of the night, is is me or does that sound like PHIL HARTMAN, comments?

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: December 25, 2005 6:21 AM 

How I've dreamed of this moment, when I could haul you out of your cushy lair, and expose you for the monster you really are. A monster so vile...


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PostPosted: May 3, 2007 7:14 PM 

wat is susans middle name?

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