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The Perfect wife to be for Jerry

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PostPosted: July 8, 2004 2:44 PM 


Wich women, not in Seinfeld, but a comedian or actrice with a own show would be Jerry's perfect wife.

I think Ellen, from the tv show Ellen would be perfect. I only saw season 1, but there she is single and is almost on the same comedian level with Jerry ?

What do you think ?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 8, 2004 2:52 PM 

what do you think of Susan from Suddenly Susan. She is nice. Smile

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: July 8, 2004 3:21 PM 

Something tells me that "Ellen" would be looking for someone with a slightly different "orientation" than Jerry. Wink Not that there's anything wrong with that. Plus, she is not nearly as funny and ultimately more sickening.

Marine Biologist

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PostPosted: July 8, 2004 8:06 PM 

Conversion -- maybe in his first post George was thinking conversion. Forget it, George. When you join that team it's not a whim. Ellen likes her team. She's set with that team. Not that there's anything wrong with that Very Happy

georgie boy
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 9, 2004 6:51 AM 

Kathy Griffin (Sally Weaver)?!! hahaha
Laughing Laughing

i think she's the only person jerry would never date....

- sally (on tv): I got two words for you Jerry Seinfeld...(beeeeeeeep)
- jerry: How could she say that on TV?.. And how did she get a cable special. I've never gotten a cable special.. Well that's it, I'm not giving her any more material. We are incommunicado!

jon n
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 9, 2004 7:38 AM 

Ellen's TV show is unbearable. Remember her sitcom? Horrible!

I think the only woman who could really work for Jerry is Elaine, even though its from Seinfeld

Latex Salesman

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PostPosted: July 9, 2004 9:58 AM 

I thought Jeanine Garofalo was a great match.

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: July 9, 2004 3:58 PM 

Jerry doesn't have a perfect woman, no one is perfect for him, he always finds something wrong with them.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: July 9, 2004 6:25 PM 

She eats her peas one at a time...

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: July 11, 2004 8:42 PM 

She's got man hands.... Crying or Very Sad

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 12, 2004 8:53 AM 

So, essentially, you chose soup over a woman?

It was a bisque.

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