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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: July 30, 2003 11:58 AM 

gs: Tory Polone (Carol) Gretchen German (Donna)

George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about TV commercial for pants commercial and his telling his friends about their conflict.

b: 13-Feb-91 pc: 207 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: Elaine mentions a brother-in-law which means she either has a sister or a brother, but like Jerry's mentioning of his sister in the Chinese Restaurant is never referred to again. At least I think not.


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PostPosted: September 16, 2003 3:32 PM 

Actually Elaine does mention her sister again!

In the Pick, her sister Gail calls her to ask her why she sent her nephew the christmas card.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 25, 2003 3:40 PM 

And in The Airport.


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PostPosted: October 25, 2003 3:55 AM 

In episode 52, "The Airport" Jerry mentions Elaine came along and got a free trip to see her sister.

Jay Riemenschneider

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PostPosted: February 13, 2004 4:19 AM 

Elaine's sister, Gail, lives in St. Louis as evidenced in "The Airport." Gail also calls Elaine after she sent her son the christmas card showing Elaine's nipple.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 8:56 AM 

whatis the code word that george and jerry use in case the girlfriend happens upon jerry while he is fixing the answering machine

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 9:23 AM 

I'm pretty sure it's Lemontree...although George does yell out tippy-toe as well.


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 12:54 PM 

George wanted to go with "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria" from the Sound Of Music.


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PostPosted: August 12, 2004 10:20 PM 

"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria" is from "West Side Story" NOT "Sound of Music".


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PostPosted: October 9, 2004 4:05 AM 

Classic - You must not be much of an expert. 'How do you solve a problem like maria' was a tune from The Sound Of Music. The nuns sing this while they are discussing Maria's 'non-nun-like' behavior...... Pff, and you call yourself an expert..... shame.


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PostPosted: June 11, 2005 2:44 PM 

Is the "Dockers" commerical real or made up?

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PostPosted: June 11, 2005 3:21 PM 

The cotton Dockers commercial is all too real. But I couldn't prove, even if I had to.


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PostPosted: June 20, 2005 11:26 AM 



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PostPosted: June 20, 2005 11:28 AM 

this is a test


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PostPosted: February 18, 2007 7:22 AM 

The codeword all along was "tippytoe." I don't remember Lemontree ever being mentioned.

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PostPosted: February 18, 2007 11:43 PM 

Yes the codeword was tippytoe. Jerry suggested singing the song "Lemontree" after he turned down George's "How do you solve a problem like Maria" song.

robert gerity, Jr.

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