Seinfeld

SEINFELD BLOG

Seinfeld DVD Complete Series Box Set

Seinfeld Script Search:

The Pilot (Part 1)

Author Message
Stan The Caddy







PostPosted: September 16, 2003 6:30 PM 

gs: Mariska Hargitay (Melissa Shannon) Anne Twomey (Rita) Gina Hecht (Dana Foley) Jeremy Piven (Michael Barth (TV George)) Larry Hankin (Tom Pepper (TV Kramer)) Kevin Page (Stu) Laura Waterbury (Casting Director) Elena Wohl (Sandi Robbins (TV Elaine)) Bruce Jarchow (Doctor) Al Ruscio (Manager) Richard Gant (Fred) Peter Blood (Jay) Roger Rose (Mark) Samantha Dorman (Waitress) Erick Avari (Cabbie) Bob Shaw (Paul) Stephen Burrows (David) Bob Balaban (Russell) Peter Crombie ("Crazy" Joe)

Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their "nothing" lives. Russell Dalrimple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is obsessed with Elaine. George is obsessed with a white spot on his lip and a box of raisins taken by actor playing Kramer. The real Kramer has an internal plumbing problem and on his way to fix it, he gets delayed and is caused to "miss his chance." Jerry has an audition with the new "Elaine," a method actress interested in being Elaine in every way. The real Elaine has a problem with the coffee shop, they appear to be only hiring buxom waitresses, so she tries to get hired and files a report.

b: 20-May-93 pc: 423 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode.

Jeremy scott
Low-Talker

Posts: 1

Reply: 1



PostPosted: February 6, 2004 6:19 PM 

mariska hargitay is hot Wink

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 2



PostPosted: July 20, 2004 5:56 PM 

The girl playing elaine at the restuarant with jerry, I went to school with. I kind of dis't her in her yearbook.

Vicki
Low-Talker

Posts: 1

Reply: 3



PostPosted: July 28, 2004 4:39 AM 

Mariska Hargitay is hot. ^^ Anyone know where I can get a screencap of her from this episode?

Deliguy
Low-Talker

Posts: 1

Reply: 4



PostPosted: November 10, 2004 5:49 PM 

What did Mariska do in this episode, I cant remember her!

Yes She IS HOT!

mary
Low-Talker

Posts: 1

Reply: 5



PostPosted: April 23, 2005 4:58 PM 

The girl playing Elaine is my friend and a fantastic human being!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

Posts: 3306

Reply: 6



PostPosted: April 23, 2005 6:22 PM 

......and hot.

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

Reply: 7



PostPosted: April 24, 2005 1:58 PM 

What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.

Bookman
Condo Board President

Posts: 2988

Reply: 8



PostPosted: April 24, 2005 3:29 PM 

Ya know, her mother had some big breasts. Really big--huge. Just coming out of the top of her dress. They were, like, choking her.

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

Reply: 9



PostPosted: April 24, 2005 10:27 PM 

Well, I don t know how official any of these rankings really are...

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

Posts: 3306

Reply: 10



PostPosted: April 25, 2005 9:49 AM 

But I do know this....the "D". That's the biggest.

Bookman
Condo Board President

Posts: 2988

Reply: 11



PostPosted: April 25, 2005 11:43 AM 

It's huge. It's probably like North Dakota.

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

Reply: 12



PostPosted: April 25, 2005 8:50 PM 

Imagine, taking credit for HER big breasts. You know, you buy big breasts for somebody... it would be nice if they knew it.

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

Reply: 13



PostPosted: April 25, 2005 8:53 PM 

It's just that Jimmy was the one who actually paid for the big breasts. She just happened to show them to everyone. But it's no big deal....

Curlyh
Son of Dad

Posts: 1410

Reply: 14



PostPosted: November 24, 2006 8:27 AM 

Right. She dresses like that so people will look at her shoes.

Curly Author Profile Page
Son of Dad

Posts: 1410

Reply: 15



PostPosted: November 24, 2006 8:30 AM 

I just realized I've got a time lag problem here. Please don't sanction me.



Join the discussion:
















Very Happy Smile Sad Surprised
Shocked Confused Cool Laughing
Mad Razz Embarassed Crying or Very Sad
Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Wink
Powered by MTSmileys








Copyright ©2003, Mark Carey.