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In the Abstinence, ended up hooking up with George and bringing his intellect back to the small piece of lettuce size, versus the whole head.
jerry: Oh my God. You had sex. You had sex with Louise!
george: No, the Portuguese waitress.
jerry: the Portuguese waitres?!
George: I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I'd to do it, Jerry....
Jerry Seinfeld is obsessed with stereotyping, demeaning and minimizing Portuguese people. Go to hell Seinfeld..
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