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The Portuguese Waitress

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PostPosted: February 20, 2004 9:52 AM 

In the Abstinence, ended up hooking up with George and bringing his intellect back to the small piece of lettuce size, versus the whole head.

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 2, 2004 1:53 PM 

jerry: Oh my God. You had sex. You had sex with Louise!

george: No, the Portuguese waitress.

jerry: the Portuguese waitres?!

George: I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I'd to do it, Jerry....


Frank Chaves

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PostPosted: August 20, 2007 8:47 PM 

Jerry Seinfeld is obsessed with stereotyping, demeaning and minimizing Portuguese people. Go to hell Seinfeld..

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