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The Robbery

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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: July 24, 2003 9:21 PM 

gs: Anita Wise (Waitress) James F. Dean (Larry) Kimberly Kates (Diane) Bradford English (Cop) Kimberley Kates (Diane) David Blackwood (Man #1) George Simms (Man #2)

While out of town Jerry's apartment gets robbed (Kramer left the door open); so he considers moving. However, the apartment that George shows him is also an apartment that he wants, so they try to decide who will get it. Whoever wins, Elaine wants their apartment. Meanwhile, Kramer searches for the stolen property.

b: 07-Jun-90 pc: 104 w: Matt Goldman d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: Kyle Westphal notes that Jerry tells Elaine that is she needs to have sex while watching his apartment, do it in the tub. Later in "The English Patient", Elaine says, "Sex in a tub, that doesn't work.

Slippery Pete

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PostPosted: August 14, 2004 1:24 AM 

Through out all the Seinfeld episodes Jerry's style is quite awful. I know this was the 1990's but even then Jerry looked and dressed like a dork! He always had his shirts tucked into his pants without a belt. You don't tuck T shirts in, especially without a belt. He also wore those strait legged pants with those bright white sneakers with the tongue sticking out. He had absolutely no sex appeal. And his hair! What was he thinking with his hair? The semi-mullet look isn't cool, why didn't anyone ever tell him all this. I mean how can a guy that was so ugly and such a nerd get so many hot girlfriends? Only on a TV show. Does Jerry still have the poofed up hair with the Nebraska Neckwarmer in the back? Did he never celebrate New Years Eve 1984?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: December 7, 2004 2:47 PM 

Watched this one last night. Though the apartment that was otherwise "lost" was supposed to be such a winner, check out that floor! Notice the buckling of the vinyl that is supposed to look like a hardwood floor. Looks like my sheets after a romp with Sidra!
Bad, bad prop department.


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PostPosted: December 8, 2004 12:05 AM 

You DO tuck shirts in if you're not a F** kin backwards-basball-hat-wearing, pants-for-two-wearing, gotie-growin', rap-listening, homeboy-scumbag-SLOB who can't dress these days!

You're nasty as all HELL, Slimmery Pete!

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: December 13, 2004 8:36 PM 

Sometimes I can't tell if you're kidding or not Jimmy, but I don't tuck in my t-shirts, or any shirts really, and I'm none the above listed things.

But really, it's a show on tv, that's his character, don't know if you can understand that Pete.

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: December 14, 2004 12:44 AM 

All right, so that's one tuck and one no-tuck.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: December 14, 2004 7:21 AM 

Lol! Bookman.

I think I was tucked!

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: December 14, 2004 11:32 AM 

I must've lost count, Gendison. I was on a lot of medications. It was kind of like a haze. It was pretty cool.


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PostPosted: December 14, 2004 2:57 PM 

Veg, Jimmy was just giving him a taste of his own medicine. He sounds like one of those hip, slim shady-type dirtbags (Jimmy aims..... *BANG!*) Laughing Laughing

(Jimmy doesn't tuck in sweathirts or sweaters Shocked )

Jay Reimenschneider

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PostPosted: March 10, 2008 7:47 PM 

Jimmy needs to stay out of the deep end of the pool...

Lomez Jr.

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PostPosted: July 20, 2014 12:30 AM 

George comes out of the restroom at Monk's and says the mirrors in there make him look like Robert Wagner. Robert Wagner was Dr. Whatley's father in The Yada Yada.

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