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Stan The Caddy







PostPosted: September 18, 2003 11:14 PM 

gs: Jon Lovitz (Gary Fogel) Marty Rackham (Jake Jarmel) Barbara Alyn Woods (Debby) Ivory Ocean (Officer Morgan) Basil Hoffman (Salesman) Lillian Lehman (Judge) Danny Breen (Guy With Glasses) Bob Shaw (Cabbie) Dale Harimoto (Reporter) Joe Ochman (Customer) Elisabeth Sjoli (Woman) Wayne Knight (Newman) Richard Fancy (Lippman)

George meets an old friend who's spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy, that everyone new except him. Kramer calls a litterbug "a pig" near a cop who's on a quest to catch a longtime parking ticket scofflaw. Kramer wanting to change his image, asks Elaine where her old boyfriend got his glasses. He goes to see him at a book signing and says hi for Elaine, that means that she has lost the "upper hand" in their breakup, so she confronts him and then gets even by getting a copy of his glasses. George finds out from Gary, that he lied about his cancer and has been taking advantage of Jerry's kindness. Kramer discovers the identity of "the scofflaw." George gets a toupee.

b: 26-Jan-95 pc: 613 w: Peter Mehlman d: Andy Ackerman

NOTE: Daniel Benzali was originally scheduled to play the part of the officer.

the jimmy
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 13, 2004 9:34 PM 

JERRY: You look like a pirate.

KRAMER: I wanna be a pirate

funnny as hell in context

the jimmy
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 13, 2004 9:35 PM 

JERRY: You look like a pirate.

KRAMER: I wanna be a pirate

funnny as hell in context

F. Costanza
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PostPosted: April 14, 2004 6:34 AM 


JERRY: "So you called the cop a pig?"

KRAMER: "I was yelling at the litterbug. I mean this is my town. You don't throw
trash on the streets of my town!"

JERRY: "Didn't you explain that to the cop?"

KRAMER: "No, I fled the scene."


Laughing Razz Laughing

Steve
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PostPosted: May 28, 2005 9:20 AM 

Laughing
Can someone tell me who the girl is at the end of this episode....the one in the chair at Monks who uses her foot to push open a chair for the "now handsome" George to sit in? Is it Elisabeth Sjoli? As it just says her part was "Woman" in this episode...Anyway, I want to marry her!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 28, 2005 9:41 AM 

What are you asking? Seems to me you answered your own question.

Le George
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 6, 2005 7:24 AM 

Newman: the White Whale Very Happy
The newman/kramer bits where so funny this episode Smile

Bas costanza
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 6, 2005 7:26 AM 

I think george looks pretty good with the toupett, what do you think, jack? Very Happy

FlamingGlobes
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 4, 2006 7:10 PM 

When George tells Jerry about Gary Fogel never having cancer, he gives him more detail than he actually had had opportunity to find out.

Poppie
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: March 4, 2006 7:48 PM 

What the FlamingGlobes?

All Gary says is that he never had cancer, and that's what George tells Jerry. Simple.
Don't know what you'e on about.

FlamingGlobes
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 13, 2006 2:21 PM 

I'm referring to this line:

GEORGE: The doctors thought he had cancer, but the surgery revealed he never actually had it.

All George actually gets to hear from Gary was "Well, I never actually had cancer. I'll see you."

Mookie
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: March 13, 2006 5:28 PM 

Hmmm... well... I guess he just assumed... Wink

Good catch though.

robert gerity, Jr.
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PostPosted: December 12, 2007 8:56 PM 

What gets me is George says he has like 20 lies going, his lifes a lie, so he must be able to keep alot of secrets but he can't keep a poker face

selim
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PostPosted: April 12, 2008 12:32 PM 

Hi, I've just watched this episode 4th or 5th time. And now I've reliezed that the scene which kramer makes newman to turn himself him is pretty much like in the crime and punishment. I dont say it a direct thing but resemblence is peculiar Smile

Note: In the novel Raskolnikov persuaded by a girl going to police office and turn in, otherwise his guilty cons. would eat him down... And I can say there were very smilar lines in the noval Smile

selim
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PostPosted: April 12, 2008 12:33 PM 

Hi, I've just watched this episode 4th or 5th time. And now I've reliezed that the scene which kramer makes newman to turn himself him is pretty much like in the crime and punishment. I dont say it a direct thing but resemblence is peculiar Smile

Note: In the novel Raskolnikov persuaded by a girl going to police office and turn in, otherwise his guilty cons. would eat him down... And I can say there were very smilar lines in the novel Smile



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