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martin crane







PostPosted: June 7, 2005 12:33 PM 

can someone please help me remember what else was going on in the episode where george is getting the security guard a chair? what is the name of the episode?

Ramon
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PostPosted: June 7, 2005 1:05 PM 

it was from 'the rocking chair' episode, and featured a great cameo by sugar ray leonard as the security guard. what a guy! in the same show, jerry and elaine each pick up dates in an antique store (where the rocking chair came from) who turn out to be living together. Hilarity, confusion and laughs ensue. Also in that episode, Kramer struggles with his invention of ketchup and mustard in the same bottle, and ends up staining jerry's chair with red stuff that jerry mistakes for BLOOD!

hope this helps. stay outta the deep end Wink

Bookman
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PostPosted: June 7, 2005 1:38 PM 

Rolling Eyes

Martin Crane: Try typing "security guard" into the script search box and see what happens.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: June 7, 2005 1:47 PM 

Marty, was Daphne still a virgin at the time of her hire, or did JFK, Jr. really bag her, and, did you ever have to take your cane to her bum?

Bookman
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PostPosted: June 7, 2005 1:53 PM 

Hold it right there, Jackie. If you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, you're wasting your time. He is not, under any circumstances, doing any inserting in that area!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: June 7, 2005 1:58 PM 

Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's keep this civilized, I implore you. I was thinking only of a "bad virgin" spanking, NOT any perverse insertion. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Ramon
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PostPosted: June 7, 2005 2:24 PM 

wet and wild

Judge Vandelay
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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 6:21 AM 

Oh you guys are so freaking talented.
Laughing

Jimmy


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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 7:07 AM 

Typing "security guard" in the script search will probably not find anything.

Try "sekuety gard" or "secriturty graud" or "sicerity gaurdd".........

Judge Vandelay
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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 9:02 AM 

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - creativity counts! It's just as important as knowing that script search is there.

Ramon
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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 11:02 AM 

amen Wink

vandelay, you are wise.

Bookman
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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 1:19 PM 

BTW: I know the script search engine isn't perfect, because among other things, transcribers misspell words. But any search I suggest to these neophites is one I've already tested and found to provide the answer the guy/gal wants.

Marcelino
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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 1:22 PM 

Why do you have to be such a stickler, Bookman?

Bookman
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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 1:52 PM 

Well, there's no rule on this, but you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.

Marcelino
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PostPosted: June 8, 2005 1:59 PM 

All right, starting now......



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