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PostPosted: July 29, 2004 2:31 PM 

I've written an article on my blog at - its about the Seinfeld Movies, cos I think they're hilarious. It has quotes, plot details and more, and soon I'll add some soundbites for download. The link is here:

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PostPosted: July 29, 2004 4:00 PM 

Hilarious!!! Great page!!!

A few things: There is another quote in "Deathblow". At some time, you hear someone saying something like "So, Deathblow, we finally meet (or "wee meet again"), implying that Deathblow is actually a character.
Also, you left out "Sack Lunch"...Elaine: Don't you want to find out how they got in the bag?"
Great job!


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PostPosted: July 29, 2004 8:00 PM 

Of course! How could I forget Sack Lunch?! I'll update it in a few days when I add the soundbites. And that's an interesting line from Deathblow - I didn't hear it but I'll definately look for it. To be honest, some of the quotes I've put up contain a certain amount of guesswork anyway, because a lot of the dialogue is obscurred by the plot. I just love Larry David's crazy characters in the movies Very Happy

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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 1:43 AM 

What about The English Patient

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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 7:27 AM 

The English Patient is a real movie...his list is the movies in the series that don't really exist.


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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 3:18 PM 

Yeah, or else I woulda put Weekend at Bernies 2 and Schindlers List in as well.

I also remembered another movie I forgot; Blimp: The Hindenberg Story. I bet I missed a couple more too, but I think I got the best ones.

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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 4:20 PM 

Firestorm wirh harrisson ford

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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 4:21 PM 

Firestorm is in there...look again.

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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 5:40 PM 

You also forgot the quote from The Other Side of Darkness when she wakes up and asks for a toothbrush.

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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 5:42 PM 

True, she says something like "I feel so refreshed, get me a toothbrush"...We're just trying to help, Eltee. Hope you don't mind the suggestions. I dig your site a lot.

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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 6:14 PM 

Now i'm we ever find out the name of the Woody Allen movie with "These pretzels are making me thirsty"?
And do we ever find out the name of the screenplay that Kramer tried presenting to the guy from "Golden Years" when he was in California.

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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 6:33 PM 

Kramer's treatment was called "The Keys"

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PostPosted: July 30, 2004 6:52 PM 

Cool...thanx Other...there's another one for Eltee. I'm assuming there are no quotes, or did Kramer ever hint at who he'd like to star in it? Maybe the blonde chick that turned up dead was supposed to be in it.


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PostPosted: August 1, 2004 4:06 AM 


No, no... It's "These pretzels are making Jimmy THIRST´y

You've got to hit "THIRST" Laughing

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PostPosted: August 1, 2004 5:59 PM 

He gave a copy to Fred Savage saying he thought he'd be perfect for it.

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