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PostPosted: September 9, 2003 10:46 PM 

gs: Gina Hecht (Dana (Foley)) Anita Barone (Gail Cunningham) Michael Ornstein (Waiter) Denise Richards (Molly) Bob Balaban (Russell)

Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive, one of their problems is they don't know how to do the Elaine character. Jerry meets an old girlfriend he never could kiss, later Kramer gets the opportunity. The ex-girlfriend talks about Elaine's shoes, mainly because she wants them. George is caught staring at the cleavage of the daughter of the NBC executive who is approving their script. Elaine's cleavage provides a means to turn the tables on him.

b: 04-Feb-93 pc: 417 w: Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: Viewer Jeff Holland notes that it took Jerry and George a while to get around to adding a female to their pilot, just like it took Jerry and Larry to do.

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PostPosted: July 13, 2004 7:25 PM 

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."

Funniest line in this episode i think. Or atleast the most clever Smile

Ol'man
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PostPosted: August 13, 2004 7:32 PM 

How about the scene with George at the therapist - just awesome... Co-me-dee... And the scene with Kramer saying "Yes - I understand women"... And Elaines probem with hating when someone talks about her shoes and yet living for that kind of attention. All this pure gold in o n e episode!

Is it just me or is this one of the best? There is just so many awesome things in this one (well - that goes for just about them all, but somehow this stands out...)

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 16, 2004 9:25 AM 

I agree Ol'man, love this one too !

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: August 18, 2004 4:45 PM 

I snubbed her.

Jim Wenser
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PostPosted: September 16, 2004 7:33 PM 

God I Love Julia Louis Dreyfus's BEAUTIFUL BREASTS!!! Incredible!!! She's really hot!

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PostPosted: October 24, 2004 7:16 AM 

It's really an amazing episode ..and i can't help but to repeat that line once again,it was simply brilliant:

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away"


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PostPosted: March 17, 2005 6:35 PM 

Julia Louis Dreyfus has some awesome Tits!!!

Iceman_IX
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PostPosted: April 4, 2005 3:01 PM 

Didn't Jerry make a mistake in a line at the end about getting the bouillabase? He says to get it at Bouchard's but George had previously said that his cousin used it as a toilet.

Shouldn't he have said to get the consumee?

[from script]
GEORGE: My cousin worked for Bouchard's. They used to use the bouilla-base for a toilet.

RUSSELL: What are you saying?

GEORGE: Well, you didn't hear it from me, but needless to say, if you go in there - stick with the consumee.

...

GEORGE: Yeah. Where's he taking you, by the way?

ELAINE: Bouchard's, on 53rd.

JERRY: I think what he's trying to say is, "get the bouilla-base."

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 4, 2005 4:47 PM 

No, that's the point...She sort of blackmailed them into using her script idea, so that's why they want her to get sick.

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PostPosted: April 10, 2005 7:01 AM 

Love Kramer's line "She's a live one, you know with the cooking and all"

The Shoes is a very underrated ep.

C. Kramer
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PostPosted: May 31, 2005 12:39 PM 

My favorite part of the episode is when Jerry and George are at Russel's place.

Russell: I have been reading your script and every time I read it...

Excuse me. (Runs to bathroom)

George: Do you think he liked it?
Russel: *barf*
Jerry: I'm not sure.

That whole part there was pure gold.

Anonymous
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PostPosted: August 25, 2005 9:05 PM 

The Louis Dreyfus has the best tits around i know b/c i fucked her 3 times

Silverslicer
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PostPosted: March 13, 2006 11:13 PM 

"adding a female to their pilot, just like it took Jerry and Larry to do. "

she wasn't added to the pilot

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PostPosted: March 31, 2006 1:31 PM 

I snubbed her. Walked rrrright by her.

Jules<333
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PostPosted: May 1, 2006 5:01 PM 

Yeah, I remember that episode. What is up with that girl? she was such a loser! i mean come on, they're shoes!!!!!! and it is soo weird of that girl! haha funny, though. Elaine's cleavage showing attempt was funny as hell.
I

im probably the youngest person on here! haha!


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PostPosted: November 7, 2006 5:26 AM 

"You don't consider age in the face of cleavage!"

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PostPosted: November 22, 2006 11:19 PM 

"I get my shoes at..... botticelli's"



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