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Stan The Caddy







PostPosted: September 16, 2003 6:21 PM 

gs: Michael Des Barres (Restaurateur) Nick Bakay (Carl) Kari Coleman (Allison) Taylor Negron (Hairdresser) Courtney Gains (Clerk) Raf Mauro (Car Washer) Viveka Davis (Mona) Robert Noble (Salesman) Patricia Place (Wife) Walt Beaver (Husband) Heidi Swedberg (Susan)

The strong body odor of a valet is left in Jerry's car. George can't believe it when he spots Susan holding hands with another woman. Elaine loses her current boyfriend and Jerry is forced to try to sell the car, because the odor has taken a life of its own and permeated everything. George is turned by Susan's new outlook on life. Susan's friend is swayed to heterosexuality by Kramer, though later turned back off by a whiff of a jacket that Kramer borrowed from Jerry. When the car can't be sold, Jerry winds up leaving it and the keys out on the street.

b: 15-Apr-93 pc: 422 w: Larry David & Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones

Chris
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PostPosted: January 30, 2004 9:03 PM 

I love this episode. Quite possibly my favorite of them all! Seinfeld is just a great show that makes me laugh hysterically! Laughing The Smelly Car is defintley a Seinfeld Classic.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 30, 2004 11:53 PM 

..it's an entity...

Dr. Vanostran
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 31, 2004 10:18 PM 

yes i agree, what an episode.

Spooky
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PostPosted: February 15, 2004 2:16 PM 

Do you know what caused the smell? Was it beacuse of the chicken that Elaine took from the restaurant and she forgot it in the car?

Anonymous
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PostPosted: February 16, 2004 7:54 PM 

I think the smell was caused by the valet that parked Jerry's car.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: February 17, 2004 8:15 AM 

Yeah, it was the valet's BO. Unfortunately for Jerry, when the B left the car, the O didn't go with it. Smile

wat_is_dis
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PostPosted: March 29, 2004 8:12 PM 

Please, please, please!! Someone edit these scripts and take out all the commentary! I enjoy the descriptions of the scenes that have no dialogue, but why do we need the commentary?

"Elaine: I don't want to keep him waiting...
Jerry: He'll like you more...
Elaine: That's impossible...

% I'll buy that... Anyhoots, an elder married couple saunter by (yes, they
% actually saunter)...

Wife: Andrew, why do you have to pick your teeth at the table?
Husband: Leave me alone.
Jerry: Yeah, I'm wanting to get married *real* soon...

Jerry: So, where am I dropping you?
Elaine: His place...
Jerry: This guy's got quite a racket. I take you to dinner and then drop
you off at his apartment...
Elaine: *And* he gets the rest of my chicken...

% No, that's no cleverly hidden euphemism. Elaine has a doggie bag from
% the restaurant."

Can't he just write "Jerry and Elaine come out of the Restaurant. Elaine is holding a doggie bag". Do we need his witty remarks?

F. Costanza
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PostPosted: April 1, 2004 9:28 AM 


Elaine: "Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling? Of course I
smell something."


Evil or Very Mad

shmibson
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PostPosted: April 2, 2004 1:27 AM 

Oh this is beyond BO, this is BBO!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: April 2, 2004 2:23 PM 

...I can't sell this car..

H Naggar
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PostPosted: October 31, 2004 4:21 AM 

One of the funniest episodes ever..

George: Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back.
Laughing

Velvet
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PostPosted: November 10, 2004 9:47 AM 

am wondering.. well tis a bet.. what kind of car was it?

josh Author Profile Page
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PostPosted: November 19, 2006 12:37 AM 

its a bmw

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