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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 16, 2003 7:09 PM 

gs: Jami Gertz (Jane) Dan Cortese (Tony)

While in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet paper, but the woman in the next stall refuses to give her a piece. The woman is Jerry's girlfriend whose voice Kramer recognizes from a telephone sex line. Elaine's boyfriend, whose face she just loves, takes George & Kramer rock climbing. After his accident, Elaine isn't sure his face will be the same.

b: 06-Jan-94 pc: 512 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: Viewer Jeff Holland that this is the first episode where Jerry actually uses his computer. He uses it at least once more, during the last season. And on a related note, while the computer in the background has been an Apple Macintosh, some viewers have said that they spotted a copy of Windows 95 lurking in the background in future episodes.

cool tony

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PostPosted: November 22, 2003 5:30 PM 

the script is not right

when tony asks george if he is down. he says "im totally down...mark me down"


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PostPosted: April 30, 2004 7:43 AM 

what is a ginga?, kramer says in to george after they tell Elaine about Tony's accident,
many thanks


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PostPosted: September 21, 2004 11:20 PM 

I was having difficulty in getting the script can anyone tell me the exact lines that kramer says when jerry says that it's insane his girlfriend is the one on the phone? It goes something like this " is it jerry or is it so sane it's insane, is it so real it's unreal, is it so possible it blows your mind". If anyone can help thx.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: September 22, 2004 2:26 PM 

JERRY - what's with you?

KRAMER - that's her

JERRY - who?

KRAMER - Erika, she's Erika

JERRY - oh you think she's Erika, the phone sex woman

KRAMER - Jerry, that voice is tattooed on my brain, I'm telling you it's her

JERRY - oh you're crazy

KRAMER - am I? or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?

JERRY - it's impossible

KRAMER - is it? or is it so possible your heard is spinning like a top?

JERRY - it can't be

KRAMER - can't it? or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?

JERRY - alright that's enough

KRAMER - yeaaaaah!


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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: September 22, 2004 2:27 PM 

it should say head (not heard) is spinning like a top

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: September 22, 2004 3:22 PM 

well, when my heard was spinning like a top, I wanted to kill myself!

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: September 23, 2004 2:02 PM 

Bummer, hope you had good luck with all that ! Smile

The Puffy Shirt
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 23, 2004 4:11 PM 

Step off, George.

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 5:19 PM 

The look on Elaine's face when she takes all the tp from the stall, is great. I believe she uses that look after the "Maybe the dingo ate your baby" line. That is one of my favorite little silly things from Seinfeld. Elaine's "look".

Does anyone know what I'm talking about?? Or am I so sane I just blew my mind??

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 7:47 PM 

Yes Veg, it's a very smug, satisfied smile. She uses it a few times, but i can't think of any other times right now, but it is a trademark "Elaine look".

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 25, 2004 3:18 AM 

The whole "mimbo" discussion was classic. Laughing

I know he's a mimbo, but he's MY mimbo.

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: September 25, 2004 1:03 PM 

I really like this episode

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: September 25, 2004 8:57 PM 

A lot of people think I'm crazy when I tell them that, they're always saying "How do notice those stupid things" or "You're crazy". None of my family sees it, but at least I know I'm not alone. Laughing Laughing

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: September 27, 2004 10:45 AM 

I've noticed that Elaine look also. She also has that look when she throws Jerry's 20 dollar bill out the window to test the theory that he always breaks even.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: September 27, 2004 1:53 PM 

The better look is the one similar to when she throws George's piece out the window. Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: September 28, 2004 2:22 AM 

Damn…she's hot…

Jimmy wishes he had that Elaine mannequin, right about now…

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: September 28, 2004 11:30 AM 

Mannequins are just Jimmy's type. Wink

Jimmy's got wood!

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: September 28, 2004 12:06 PM 

Jimmy does claim to have some new moves ! Shocked

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 30, 2005 11:05 PM 

did anyone notive the refrence to georges hearing when he says, "shes in there, i can hear her". he is comlimented on his hearing by jerry "in the kiss hello"?

that would be my first already unnoticed refrence i belive, and i am very proud. maybe stan will add it to the the episode discription

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PostPosted: November 25, 2006 10:11 PM 

At the end Jerry's girlfriend says, "don't call either" then she swirls her tongue, that is so hot ! shes total pensky material Very Happy

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