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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 16, 2003 7:19 PM 

gs: Mark Tymchyshyn (Phil) Karla Tamburrelli (Daphne) Debbie Lee Carrington (Tammy) W. Earl Brown (Al) Michael Rivkin (Fulton) Joe Gieb (Johnny) Layne Beamer (Father) Thomas Dekker (Son) Jerome Betler (Director) Danny Woodburn (Mickey)

Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a "little person" into getting lifts, to keep his job. Jerry visits a sick friend, who's in need of a good laugh, at the hospital. George and his latest girlfriend have nothing to say to each other, he wants to break up, but won't when he finds out she is being urged to break it off. One of Jerry's friends "takes it out" while on his first date with Elaine. Jerry's friend takes a turn for the worse after his first visit, so he tries again.

b: 24-Feb-94 pc: 516 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones


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PostPosted: September 25, 2003 2:32 AM 

Thomas Dekker, the child actor in "The Stand-In" (#80) who plays the Son named Porter on "All My Children" is also featured in "The Wink" (#114) as sick little Bobby who demands that Paul O'Neil hit two home runs. Shouldn't Bobby and Kramer recognize each other from the set of "All My Children"? It seems like an inconsistency to me.

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: February 24, 2004 12:46 PM 

Well, he might be the same actor, but he is playing two different roles. One as Porter and one as Bobby, so they shouldnt recognize each other.

j- mig

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PostPosted: April 5, 2004 7:53 PM 

when Elaine refers to her date "taking it out", what is she implying?

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: April 6, 2004 8:29 AM 

She's referring to "Mr. Johnson."


J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 6, 2004 3:31 PM 

Funny how he claims he is about to pee his pants while Elaine recants the pachyderm story yet, IT is already OUT! Smile

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: April 7, 2004 8:35 AM 

True, he'd be more likely to pee on the dashboard or Elaine depending on which direction IT was pointed. Shocked

Roger McDowell

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PostPosted: April 7, 2004 4:40 PM 

Jerry - How could this be?
Elaine - Oh it be.

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: April 7, 2004 6:15 PM 

And wasn't it hilarious how he got offended by the woman breast feeding in the hospital.

Laughing Confused Laughing


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PostPosted: April 9, 2004 12:50 AM 

George : "if you can't say anything bad about a relationship, you shouldn't say anything at all"

Haha... so true !


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PostPosted: April 22, 2004 11:34 AM 

I love the way George insists on going out with Daphne "out of spite"...

JERRY: Well how long you are going to keep this up?
GEORGE: Hey I'll get married if I have to. Al Netchie will think twice before he opens his mouth about me again.
JERRY: You know George they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. I'd be happy to set-up a meet and greet.

Laughing Laughing

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 31, 2004 12:40 PM 

Not you, you got the same ugly mug since the day I met ya.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 31, 2004 6:23 PM 

Who is this pachyderm guy?


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PostPosted: September 9, 2004 2:11 PM 

The "father" stand in....Layne Beamer is my cousin.....

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: September 10, 2004 7:48 AM 

Actually, Kramer was the stand-in father but that's cool having a relative appear in an episode of Seinfeld. Smile

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: September 10, 2004 8:02 AM 

Maybe you meant the father from the stand in episode. Ignore me, I can be an idiot. Cool


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PostPosted: July 9, 2005 5:29 PM 

This is one of the all time greats. From the classic "eggs are eggs" line from Dauphne to the hilarious interaction between Kramer and Mickey, I never grow tired of this one. But it also features one of the funniest, greatest bits from Elaine, when she first related the "He took IT out"
incident to Jerry. If she ever deserved an Emmy for best comedic performance, this would be it. That one scene established her in my book as one of the finest, most talented TV comedians of all time.

FlamingGlobes (aka Ned Rifkin, a guy who buys irregular underwear)

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PostPosted: April 21, 2006 11:35 PM 

A rare case where George's hairbrained scheme actually works out for him!


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PostPosted: February 1, 2008 8:12 PM 

What is the movie they spoof when Mickey is confronted by the rest of the little people?

Len Nicademo

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PostPosted: March 6, 2008 5:49 PM 

Same question as Wes. It's really bothering me. I thought it might be an old gangster movie or something. Anyone? Please?


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PostPosted: December 5, 2008 10:31 PM 

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