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PostPosted: July 30, 2003 12:28 PM 

gs: Michael D. Conway (Ray) Nurit Koppel (Rava)

Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. Inside is an interesting looking statue that could replace one George's parents had years ago, but he broke. George plans to pick the statue up later but in the meantime he tells his parents about the replacement statue. Meanwhile the boyfriend of a bitter Finnish author (whose latest work Elaine is going to edit) is going to clean Jerry's apartment. When Jerry returns to his apartment it is cleaned beyond reason. Later when Jerry and Elaine are at the author's apartment, they see the statue on her mantelpiece. Getting it back may jeopardize Elaine's chance at being an editor, but save George from his parent's wrath.

b: 11-Apr-91 pc: 210 w: Larry Charles d: Tom Cherones

Sarah
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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 3:06 AM 

I LOVE the show Seinfeld. It cracks me up. Smile I love the epasode called `The Statue` I expecially love the line kramer says to ray...`Shut Up & Make Love To That Wall You Pervert` Laughing I just kept laughing Laughing

bill k
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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 7:04 PM 

is your name ray?
YEA YOU'RE THE PUNK IM LOOKING FOR!!

YEA IM A COP, IM A GOOD COP, IM A DAMN GOOD COP!

Peterman
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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 8:57 PM 

Shouldn't you be on a ledge somewhere?? Laughing

tina
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PostPosted: July 1, 2004 1:50 PM 

This is a good one. "Can you put that cigerette out!?"
"How bout' I put it out on your face!?"

John
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PostPosted: July 28, 2004 11:14 PM 

I didn't know that it was George's! Anyways, does anyone on this forum know where I can get all 9 seasons on DVD?

Gendison
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PostPosted: July 29, 2004 4:55 AM 

haha!

ClassicTVexpert
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PostPosted: August 12, 2004 10:54 PM 


In "Ink-A-Dink" the phrase: "...magazine, and you are it!" Jerry points to Kramer on "magazine" and on "and" totally skipping George. Kramer should have been it, or they could have started with George instead of starting with Kramer.

Dave
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PostPosted: December 5, 2004 6:27 AM 

I like this episode too.
But have to ask. Did Ray really steal the statue? I mean we really never know.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: December 5, 2004 2:18 PM 

any college guy who talks like Ray is probably some crazy nut. it's so obvious that he stole it, but like you said, there's no "proof".
one of the funniest, most underrated moment is when jerry calls kramer from ray's house.

"(Whispering into the phone) Kramer! Kramer!.. It's Jerry!.. Jerry! .. from next door!.. Never mind where I am!.. YES, Jerry Seinfeld!.. "
I can just picture kramer on the other line
"who's this? Who? Jerry who? where are you? Jerry Seinfeld?

jason castillo
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PostPosted: December 10, 2004 3:00 AM 

the kramer is hilarious! cracked me up real good!

Gendison
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PostPosted: December 12, 2004 6:10 PM 

Your post is so totally irrelevant to this thread, it sickens me....yet I can't look away.

MIKE


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PostPosted: March 8, 2015 9:01 PM 

Kramer being macho and taking on the rat, was a personality trait that should have been developed.

Too many times he was like the cowardly lion, afraid of his own shadow like when encountering the street thugs in a later episode.

Rich


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PostPosted: June 15, 2015 4:03 AM 

Mike - totally agree that Kramers many facets should've been explored, especially the macho one. He was the cowardly lion, but he was also very stubborn and had strong convictions like in the episode where he takes a Miss America contestant under his wing. Truly an unpredictable guy which made his character unforgettable.

Nick mendoza


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PostPosted: November 21, 2015 8:39 AM 

He stole it look at his face right before Kramer knocks on his door he has the most mischievous smirk Confused Confused



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