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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: July 31, 2003 8:42 PM 

gs: Wayne Knight (Newman) Gina Gallego (Gina) Mimi Lieber (Rula) C.E. Grimes (Martin) Howard Schecter (Doctor) Howard Shecter (Doctor) Aimee Aro (Faithy) Peggy Lane O'Rourke (Nurse) Pegg Lane O'Rourke (Nurse)

Elaine needs to fast before an x-ray, so she tries stuffing herself three days before the test. After his neighbor Martin tries suicide, Jerry is hit on by his girlfriend, Gina, while at the hospital. A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation to the Cayman Islands, but never can tell George why. Jerry becomes worried when Newman (a friend of Martins) sees him with Gina. Elaine starts hallucinating from hunger. Everything hinges on a Drake's coffee cake.

b: 29-Jan-92 pc: 312 w: Tom Leopold d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: According to viewer Ben Houghton, Jason Alexander's mother makes a cameo in this episode sitting on a bench next to Elaine.
George mentions he has a brother. He says that once HIS BROTHER impregnated a woman.


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PostPosted: January 11, 2004 8:06 PM 

Is this the episode where jerry chases newman throughout the entire apartment building?

Ben Houghton

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PostPosted: January 21, 2004 8:11 AM 

I'm called Ben Houghton to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Shocked Shocked Shocked

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 21, 2004 1:02 PM 

I'm pretty sure this isn;t the one. I can't remember which one it was off hand but I think it was an episode from one of the last three seasons

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: January 21, 2004 3:32 PM 

Jerry chases Newman in The Soul Mate Read the script of The Soul Mate Download the full epiosde video of The Soul Mate Discuss The Soul Mate because Newman helped to hookup Kramer with Jerry's girlfriend.


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PostPosted: April 23, 2004 6:49 AM 

I think this is the first episode where Newman enters the screen. He is mentioned and his voice can be heard in earlier episodes, but he is never visible until this one.

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: April 23, 2004 8:42 AM 

I love this episode. The guy's dying in the hospital but all Kramer cares about is his vacuum cleaner...LOL

"I want my vacuum cleaner!"

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PostPosted: May 2, 2004 5:15 PM 

I did not like this episode concerning the issue of suicide. Suicide is a serious and sensitive subject and laughing about that issue is not right. In the beginning, before the theme song Jerry is telling his jokes, he says he doesn't understand suicide and that instead of using one form of suicide u should just use a rope instead. I do not think that that is funny at all. Maybe instead of making fun of suicide they shoudl talk ab outt he seriousness of the issue and not make fun of it.

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: May 2, 2004 11:42 PM 

While, yes, it is serious, this is a sitcom we are talking about, not a PBS documentary.


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PostPosted: July 15, 2004 7:05 PM 

hello seinfeld people,

It seems to me that Gina is Latina in real life her last name is Gallego. However my friend and I have a bet about her. He thinks she is doing a Russian accent I think it is latina. Any help?


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PostPosted: August 15, 2004 6:05 AM 

Hey Alison...LIGHTEN UP!!! If you don't like it, DON'T WATCH IT!!! Instead why don't you go back to school and learn how to type and spell. I don't get while people try to save someone wanting to commit suicide. If they are that much of a nutt-job, then that's one less crazy person in the world, just as long as they don't take anyone in their right mind with them.


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PostPosted: August 15, 2004 6:19 AM 

In this episode Jerry and Kramer's neighbor, Martin, goes into a coma. While Jerry, Kramer, Newman, Gina, and Elaine are in Martin's hospital room he wakes up from his coma. Now Kramer obviously knows that it's posible to come out of a coma since martin did it in front of him, but in "The Comeback" Kramer is watching the movie "The Other Side of Darkness" about a woman going into a coma. Once he see this he makes out a living will in case he is to ever slip into a coma making Elaine the executor. He later finds out that you can come out of a coma after watching the rest of the movie, but he should have known that from "The Suicide."


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PostPosted: March 18, 2005 7:01 AM 

I think the episode where Jerry chases Newman in the building is The Soul Mate.

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: March 18, 2005 12:26 PM 

Hey--that observation is, like, soooo 14 months ago. (See reply # 4, this thread.)


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PostPosted: August 5, 2005 7:52 PM 

In this episode, Martin comes out of the coma when Kramer and Newman are sitting there. Then Newman tells Martin about Jerry and Martin's girl. I can't remember what episode (one of the last 3 seasons), but when Elaine and Kramer are renting videos from the rental store and Elaine takes "Vincent's picks", Kramer takes "Gene's picks" and rents "The other Side of Darkness" about a woman in a coma... he sets up a "will" where Elaine can "pull the plug". However, he finishes the movie and finds the woman awakes from her coma and feels great, so Kramer wants to change his will. He says to Jerry: "I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma" and Jerry says: "I didnt know it was possible to NOT know that".
The error is, Kramer DID know it was possible, he was RIGHT THERE when Martin woke up.

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: February 1, 2006 5:39 AM 

Umm...If you're here to nit-pick about continuity issues, you're in the wrong place. Do you really think the writers didn't know this?

Kramer VI

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PostPosted: April 26, 2006 8:55 PM 

This ran last night...again...I enjoyed it all over again. Out loud laffs. I did, though, for the very first time hear that reference to George's. I always enjoy the Latin-accent reference Jerry makes of the Three Stooges.
See, great art is always new...

Kramer VI

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PostPosted: April 26, 2006 8:58 PM 

Dang...always proof read...oops. That is I heard the reference to George's brother...And yes, I do have a life...


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PostPosted: December 18, 2007 7:06 PM 

Is there anywhere that I can find the word for word transcript of the jokes made about Suicide at the beginning of this episode?
It was sooo funny, and I'd like to add it to the Seinfled Trivia App on Facebook.

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: December 19, 2007 5:20 AM 

Try this:


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