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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: July 31, 2003 8:19 PM 

gs: John Apicella (Repairman) Ping Wu (Delivery Boy (Ping)) Norman Brenner (Beder)

George is excited about a new potential baldness cure that was discovered in China. While listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks dirty into his tape recorder and everyone becomes excited by the voice. Elaine shines in an entirely new light for George when he is let in on the her secret, she's the voice. He is later driven crazy when she plays around with him while goofing around in front of Kramer's new video recorder. George tries the bald cure. Kramer searches for the jacket.

b: 13-Nov-91 pc: 308 w: Larry David and Bob Shaw & Don McEnery d: David Steinberg

NOTE: Maybe it's a trick of the light; if not, it's quite a clever camera shot: George, when in the car with Elaine, seems less bald as a shadow is cast over his bald spot.


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PostPosted: April 5, 2004 11:23 PM 

Ok... a question for the chinese people out there. When the chinese delivery boy is on the phone with the people in China (to order a treatment for baldness for George) what is he saying? Translation? I'm curious to know what he's saying when he looks at George and laughs...

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 6, 2004 3:34 PM 

Though not Chinese, I'll take a guess.

"Fat loser wants cream for bald head".

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: April 10, 2004 6:59 AM 

"Fat loser wants cream for bald head". That sounds pretty accurate I'd say Jackie.

Laughing Razz


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PostPosted: November 21, 2006 11:51 AM 

When jerry and george meet elaine at the coffee shop, a guy by the name of "Peter" calls jerry over, but it is unclear who this guy is. Anyone have a clue?


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PostPosted: March 13, 2007 10:36 AM 

Wow. Just been watching this again today and how hot is Elaine when Kramer is videoing her pretending to be a porn star?

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PostPosted: March 14, 2007 12:23 PM 

Wow. Just been watching this again today and how hot is Elaine when Kramer is videoing her pretending to be a porn star?

Not hot.

Jerk Store

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PostPosted: June 21, 2012 3:44 AM 

Hey does anyone else think that Elaine was talking about anal in the tape? Jerry said it was illegal in some states

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