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PostPosted: July 31, 2003 7:45 PM 

gs: Valerie Mahaffey (Patrice) Siobhan Fallon (Tina)

George's relationship with a former IRS worker may ease Jerry's tax audit worries- until she becomes his former girlfriend. She wants to know why, so he tells her the truth, this was after he gave her Jerry's tax records. Elaine sees far too much of Kramer, he's dating her roommate; in return he saw far too much of her, in fact all of her. George tries to get Jerry's tax records back, but he finds she gone into a depression clinic.

b: 25-Sep-91 pc: 302 w: Elaine Pope d: David Steinberg

NOTE: According to viewer Jerry Balsam, George first mentions that he has driven women to lesbianism before, something we'll get to experience in "The Smelly Car."

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PostPosted: January 17, 2004 12:54 PM 

Krakatoa is an island in Indonesia that is actually "west" of Java, not "east" of Java, as Jerry mentioned to Elaine. Just thought I'd point out, that's all...


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PostPosted: March 12, 2004 7:53 PM 

Yes, it is west of Java, but there was a movie many years ago called "Krakatoa, East of Java"

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: March 14, 2004 11:44 PM 

I just saw this the other day and noticed the "I've driven women to lesbianism before" comment, but thought that he said in "The Smelly Car" that he never had. Or I could be mistaken, I'm not entirely sure.

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: March 15, 2004 9:54 AM 

Laughing You're right schmib he did say something to that effect in this episode. I think he said "Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back."....Still a side-splitter every time I see it. Laughing Razz Very Happy

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 9, 2004 11:59 AM 

Valerie Mahaffey is great as "Patrice". It's not a big role but has some good lines. She really does act pretentious.

Who so belongs only to his age references only popenjays and mumbo jumbos. Thomas Carlisle, 1864

You hate my earrings don't you? And you didn't comment on the chop sticks.

I'd really like to eventually live exclusively on my PAPPI-AY MA-CHAY hats.

Papers? Oh, Jerry. You're the Jerome with the tax problem. You know after that day with George I got so cuckoo I threw out all your papers. So I'd love to help you but I'll need the copies.


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PostPosted: August 26, 2004 6:56 PM 

hey i was just wonderin if anyone knew he name of the music that plays when kramer and elaines roomate are dancing around in towels. If anyone knows and could tell me itd be greatly appreciated thanks

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: September 2, 2004 11:38 AM 

I also believe that this is the first and one of only two times when George's middle name, "Louis", is revealed.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 17, 2005 9:27 AM 

Favorite lines:

Elaine: "That's karma."
Jerry: "No, that's Krama."


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PostPosted: October 12, 2005 2:55 AM 

Cool Laughing Very Happy

Mrs Sokol
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 20, 2005 11:27 AM 

Papier mache ? What the hell is papier mache !

(sorry if the spellings incorrect !)

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: October 20, 2005 11:48 AM 

I find the name Patrice to be a bit pretentious. Perhaps that was the intention all along. Clever, if so.


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PostPosted: July 10, 2006 5:51 AM 

JERRY: This is no good

Kicks and Thumbs

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PostPosted: August 13, 2006 11:30 PM 

Does anyone know about the new movie by Seinfeld?


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PostPosted: November 21, 2006 11:40 AM 

Didn't Susan go lesbian once? I remember a scene at a video store where george spots her with another woman. I could be wrong.

Will Montgomery Author Profile Page

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PostPosted: December 19, 2006 9:06 PM 

What is the Thomas Carlisle quote involving poppin' jays and mumbo jumbos?

master of my domain Author Profile Page

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PostPosted: January 30, 2007 11:49 AM 

Will Montgomery, read the 5th post above.

J. Chiles Author Profile Page

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PostPosted: January 31, 2007 12:26 PM 

Something tells me he be gone.

Lomez Jr.

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PostPosted: February 17, 2014 9:43 PM 

Carlyle's "Boswell's Life of Johnson" was published in 1832, not 1864. So she IS pretentious.

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