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Yev Kassem







PostPosted: September 6, 2005 8:17 AM 

Threads are out of order, posters are not blue any more, stuff is missing...

What has happened to this site is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different! ...Oh yeah, they're all like that. sigh.

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: September 6, 2005 8:18 AM 

For the love of God, man!

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PostPosted: September 6, 2005 9:15 AM 

I feel like we ought to be walking around with flashlights, looking for candles to light.

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PostPosted: September 6, 2005 10:04 AM 

Is that the Twilight Zone you're watching? Ooh, that's a good one...

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PostPosted: September 6, 2005 10:58 AM 

I guess there's nothing to do but put on my Yankees hat, my George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People T-shirt, and head to a redneck bar.

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PostPosted: September 6, 2005 11:25 AM 

Redneck bar? I'm down. Put me down.

If George "double-yu" was a poor black person from New Orleans, then he'd care... I think.

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PostPosted: September 6, 2005 4:50 PM 

He cares about poor blacks. The more poor blacks who survive, the more he can send overseas to die for him. It's the middle-class people with good jobs who he's out to destroy.

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PostPosted: September 6, 2005 5:06 PM 

... and it's "dubya." He can't pronounce anything over two syllables.

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PostPosted: September 6, 2005 5:21 PM 

You love him. You're obsessed with him!

Gack
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PostPosted: September 6, 2005 8:56 PM 


yes.

as in... dubya em dees.

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PostPosted: September 6, 2005 11:01 PM 

Can somebody go downstairs and check the fuse box?

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PostPosted: September 7, 2005 7:13 AM 

or 'circuit breaker' for the real fancy boys.

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PostPosted: September 7, 2005 8:15 AM 

Yeah, but "circuit breaker" isn't funny. "Fuse box" is funny. I had to go with it.

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PostPosted: September 7, 2005 8:40 AM 

I have to agree "fuse box" is much funnier than "circuit breaker".

Who do you think has a higher IQ, Kanye or dubya?

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PostPosted: September 7, 2005 9:05 AM 

During the 2000 presidential campaign, a reporter asked W to name his favorite book. He said it was The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

I rest my case.

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PostPosted: September 7, 2005 12:23 PM 

I can envision a dubya character on the show (in the vain of a big Stein). Maybe Elaine gets a job in the White House-

Some sample dialog:

W: "Ya know, Elaine, my favorite book is the ahhhhhhhh Very Hungry Caterpillar."

Elaine: "you don't say"

W: "yes, I do say. I envy that caterpillar because I like apples, pears, plums, and sausage too. He was steadfast. There should have been an evil snake in the story, ya know... an evildoer. The caterpillar could have brought him to justice."

Elaine: "you're an idiot"

W: "I know. You want to be director of FEMA"

Elaine: "I don't see shy not!"

W: "saddle up and ride."

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PostPosted: September 7, 2005 1:06 PM 

Damn! Edit button.

Typos-
W: "I know. You want to be director of FEMA?"
Elaine: "I don't see why not!"

Jimmy


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PostPosted: September 7, 2005 5:04 PM 

He doesn't say "to' he says 'tuh."

As in "We...uh... we can't get tuh...tuh anybody right now. We'll have tuh.. tuh wait for 'em to die first...

(f**kin' jackass)

Jimmy


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PostPosted: September 7, 2005 5:08 PM 

oops

"TUH die first." Embarassed

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