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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 22, 2003 9:22 AM 

gs: Gordon Jump (Mr. Thomassoulo) Sara Rose Peterson (Claire) Jarrad Paul (Darin) Ella Joyce (Dean Jones) Nancy Balbirer (Alice) Brian J. Williams (Glenn) Cindy Lu (Worker) Patrick Warburton (Puddy)

George's employer wants to get rid of him, since they now know he isn't really handicapped and they don't like him. He has a one-year contract with Play Now that he will make sure they honor by him showing up for work every day. Jerry and George mock the sounds the Jerry's girlfriend Claire's stomach makes during the night. Jerry envisions the belly button as the mouth and the sound the stomach makes its voice. Because of the "bump into" Jerry tells Elaine that she is destined to backslide into her relationship with David Puddy, she bets him $50 that she won't. The next day Jerry discovers that Elaine didn't go home last night, he accuses her of seeing Puddy. She says the sex they had was an isolated incident. Jerry agrees but the dinner they also had was more of a commitment, he demands that she pay up. Kramer is tired of seeing all his ideas implemented, because all the little day to day incidental things keeps getting in his way and keeping him realizing his ideas. He gets an intern from NYU to help him out with Kramerica Industries; the corporation he had previously setup to develop some of his ideas. With this help he'll be freed from the day-to-day activities and be able to develop his ideas, such as the oil tanker bladder. Meanwhile, George is fighting the siege mentality that he is encountering at work and Elaine just can't get Puddy off her mind. No matter what the obstacle, George endeavors to occupy his office. Jerry tells Claire about the voice and she leaves him. The university takes Kramer's intern away from him. Claire says they can get back together if he won't do the voice ever again, he decides the voice is worth it. Unfortunately, everyone is tired off the voice. Elaine pays ups and they decided on a double or nothing bet. The intern comes back on his own because he believes in Kramerica. Play Now tries to negotiate with George, but he won't give in. Later, he offers his office and one of their rubber balls to allow Kramer to test his oil bladder idea. Jerry continues to cash in on his bet with Elaine, who just can't seem to keep away from Puddy. The big test takes place at George's workplace where Jerry plans to meet Claire. They try to warn her about the falling object, but all she hears is the voice. The lawsuit that is filed by Claire puts Play Now out of business and George out of his contract.

b: 02-Oct-97 pc: 902 w: Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & David Mandel d: Andy Ackerman

NOTE: Viewer Taylor Lasseigne notes that Kramerica Industries was first mentioned in "Male Unbonding" in conjunction with Kramer's pizza idea.


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PostPosted: October 16, 2003 11:39 AM 

There is footage taken of Jerry comtemplating, then running at the beach pier that was taken from the episode "The Invitations."


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PostPosted: October 17, 2003 1:11 AM 

i love 'the voice' episode. definately one of my favourites Smile

Farting Bob

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PostPosted: November 4, 2003 4:55 AM 

I just saw this one last week. I'm new to Seinfeld and watch reruns on Dutch TV. This is my favorite episode. I watched it 5 times (almost in a row) and couldn't stop laughing. The same thing I had with Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks sketch, this episode had the same impact and in a way it was similar in general.

Favorite moment is when Jerry must dicide between the girl and the voice, he rings the bell .. 'Jerry .. hello' .. 'Heeeellloooowww .... lalalalalala'

My second favorite Episode is 'Merv Giffin Show'. Kramer in general in my favorite character, whoever found this guy and made up his way of being .... is a genious!


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PostPosted: April 13, 2004 3:21 PM 

This is my favorite episode...

Your fly is open!

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: April 14, 2004 9:24 AM 

"Attention Play Now employees, George Costanza’s handicapped bathroom is now open on the sixteenth floor to all employees and their families!"

Mad Laughing

Art Vandalay

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PostPosted: April 16, 2004 1:26 AM 

Hello!!!! La, la, la....
I agree that "The Voice" is one of the best episodes of the later years. A great deal of my favorites come from the last few seasons. Laughing

Art Vandalay

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PostPosted: April 16, 2004 1:33 AM 

I almost forgot my lines: "Kramerica Industries is back in business!" and, I may be off by a word or two, "Oh, that's a really nice sweater...." Embarassed

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: April 16, 2004 6:38 AM 

But you only provide fantasy world corporate experience.


lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: April 16, 2004 9:01 AM 

Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened."

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 16, 2004 3:52 PM 

oooo, you are a tenacious little monkey

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: May 7, 2004 5:20 PM 

if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy… Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: May 9, 2004 1:27 PM 

Plus isn't it funny how not only it was Kramer's idea to push the ball out the window and he helped Darren do it yet, Darren was the one who went away for a long, long time. LOL

Laughing Razz Laughing

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: June 8, 2004 7:56 AM 

It can be Spanish. Hollllaaaaaaa.


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PostPosted: June 9, 2004 12:46 AM 

The immaturity of all three of them doing the voice at the beginning was priceless!

Jimmy and a friend used to begin every telephone call with "The Voice" for about 3 years! No wonder we're both divorced now! LMAO!!


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PostPosted: November 16, 2004 3:12 PM 

Very Happy omg the best part and i very well could be missing some of the phrase but when jerry says, heres the camcorder, i got enough for the experiment, the arrest, and most the court date, lol i couldnt help up die laughing from it!


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PostPosted: December 6, 2004 2:32 PM 

Kid's still learnin!

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 7, 2004 1:44 PM 

Anybody knows if a guy named Adrian Sahr was in this episode? I don't even know if his an actor.


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PostPosted: August 7, 2005 2:48 AM 

Hey does anybody know the song the play when jerry is deciding between the girl and the voice


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PostPosted: August 7, 2005 3:42 PM 

That was an early Van Halen piece from 1976 called "Should I, Or Shouldn't I?"The soothing bassoon passages really come to life and compliment Eddie's lagato-like guitar movements without competing with them. Listen very closely and you can hear DLR whispering a desperate cry for help throughout. Very nice, indeed... and a perfect choice for that scene.

Hope that helps.

Hossam El Naggar
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 7:37 AM 

Darren: Hi, this is Darren from Kramer?s office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk?s coffee shop.

Jerry: (looking shocked) Really? When?

Darren: In 10 minutes. Do you need directions?

Jerry: No, I don?t.

George goes through air vent ? in his office)

George: (on phone ? calling secretary) Hello Margery, George Costanza. How are you sweet heart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? ?Yes. If he needs me, tell him (screams) I?M IN MY OFFICE! Thanks.


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