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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 16, 2003 7:22 PM 

gs: Courteney Cox (Meryl) Scott LaRose (Greg) Joseph Ragno (Marty) Rebecca Glenn (Paula) Nick LaTour (Grandpa) Susan Segal (Waitress) Lili Bernard (Anna) Lawrence A. Mandley (Owner) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen) Len Lesser (Uncle Leo)

A girlfriend poses as Jerry's wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George uses the shower at the health club as a bathroom and is afraid of being turned in after being seen. Elaine is getting mixed signals from a male friend who may be interested. Kramer's getting ready to impress his girlfriend's parents.

b: 17-Mar-94 pc: 517 w: Peter Mehlman d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: When George talks about his activities in the shower, Kramer comments that he takes baths. Whereas in "The Shower Head," where Kramer and Newman buy black market shower heads due to low water pressure, Kramer comments in disgust that he had to take a bath, bathing in his own bacteria.
Viewer Liz Pollack notes that when Jerry is bickering with Meryl about the can opener every time they switch the shot the bottle that is on the counter switches sides of the six pack case.

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: February 25, 2004 1:40 PM 

An appearance by COurtney Cox. I think this was right before Friends started. I havent seen this episode in a while. IS marty, the dry cleaner, the same actor as willie, the dry cleaner. I dont think they are but i'm having trouble remembering. I think the set of the dry cleaners is exactly the same. remember jerry ends his relationship with willie after he finds him wearing his houndstotoh jacket.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: February 26, 2004 4:09 PM 

Meryl (Courteney Cox) - second most annoying character next to Sally Weaver

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 17, 2004 3:39 PM 

How about Lisi - the sentence finisher?

Medical Transcriptionist

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PostPosted: August 1, 2004 1:05 PM 

The best wife for Jerry would be a female version of George and vice versa. Of course, this issue was addressed in the episode where George falls in love with a woman that looks like Jerry.

However, Jerry would never have a wife because he is not a romantic person.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: August 1, 2004 2:08 PM 

So, you're saying that every person that's married is a romantic person? I don't think so.


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PostPosted: August 4, 2004 6:46 AM 

Rebecca Glenn is HOT! If anyone knows anything about her, let me know

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: August 4, 2004 10:05 AM 

Honey, what did you do with the can opener ?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 7, 2004 1:36 AM 

Mmmm... Courteney....

Courteney is so hot.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: August 7, 2004 10:29 AM 

No she's not, she's hideous...and a terrible actress. Check this out, these are not doctored pictures.


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PostPosted: August 9, 2004 4:55 AM 

Thanks a lot Gendison!

Jimmy no longer wants to screw Goldie Hawn because of you! Evil or Very Mad

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: August 9, 2004 5:00 AM 

Sorry Gendison ruined it for you Jimmy...especially since i'm sure whe wanted to screw you. Laughing


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PostPosted: August 9, 2004 5:31 PM 

Well, Jimmy's certainly no Kurt Russell Terrier, but Jimmy's got the moves! Very Happy


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PostPosted: August 20, 2004 3:36 AM 

my wife has an inner ear infection

and yes, it is the same dry cleaner, and this episode sets the stage for jerry to find out that the dry cleaner was wearing his clothes bc jerry found a picture of his in his shirt pocket, prompting the dry cleaner to give the discount to jerry and his "wife"


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PostPosted: July 6, 2005 2:28 PM 

Steve, you may never see this now, but I grew up family friends with Becky Glenn in Michigan. She was also in "The Firm" and has been in numerous commercials. Not only beautiful, but a great person.

John Nasr

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PostPosted: November 18, 2005 7:14 PM 

Jerry's "wife" asks him if his coat is casmere, he replies that it is goretex. This is the only time, other than George's jacket, that goretex is mentioned.

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: November 18, 2005 7:55 PM 

For me it's Jamie Gertz all the way! Killer eyebrows! Wink

I think Jerry used the show as a way of screening for potential girlfriends.

I also think the two dry cleaners were different.

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PostPosted: June 16, 2006 5:16 AM 

Eyebrows? Who cares about eyebrows?


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PostPosted: December 31, 2007 6:13 PM 

Was watching The Wife. I thought it cool to see Cox as a guest. My question is what's with the beer bottle?? If you watch while Meryl and Jerry are arguing about the can opener there is a beer bottle on the counter that keeps jumping from one side of its pack to the other. It does this 3 or 4 times. An inside joke or Just Jeery's sense of humor?

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PostPosted: January 1, 2008 2:12 PM 

Beer bottles can move, baby.

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PostPosted: January 5, 2008 11:22 AM 

I agree, Jamie Gertz is hot!

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