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Stan The Caddy

PostPosted: September 20, 2003 9:46 PM 

gs: Michael McDonald (Jesse) Patrick Bristow (Wig Master (Ethan)) Harry Van Gorkum (Craig) Gina Mastrogiacomo (Prostitute) Kim Chase (Charmaine) Chaim Jeraffi (Jiffy Park Guy) Michael James McDonald (Jesse) Pamela Dillman (Salesperson) Zack Phifer (Bob) Shashi Bhatia (Flower Girl) Norman Brenner (Ian) Heidi Swedberg (Susan)

Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Elaine is picked up by the clerk. George has an unwanted house guest, a wig master for the touring company of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat." He also has found a parking lot that charges $75 dollars a month; Kramer decides to put his car there. Unfortunately, he leaves his apartment key there. When he can't get his key, he is allowed to borrow a pink Cadillac. Jerry is convinced the clerk is working Elaine. George discovers why the lot is so cheap, he finds a used condom in his car and is asking a prostitute for information, just as Susan approaches. George discovers that he may have an out with Susan; she says she must be able to trust him and have no doubts. Kramer stays at Jerry's apartment. Elaine has a walking stick she lets Kramer have. Jerry tries to return his jacket, but discovers that "spite" isn't a viable reason. Kramer is allowed to borrow the back up "Electric Color Dreamcoat." Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is caught pulling a prostitute out of his borrowed car.

b: 04-Apr-96 pc: 719 w: Spike Feresten d: Andy Ackerman

NOTE: Kramer's mug shot number is NYPD 331781-0404.
In episode 155 "The Muffin Tops" the name from the parking lot "Jiffy park" returns, but this time itīs a dump called "Jiffy dump" where Kramer wants to dump Elaines garbage from the Muffin top store. Also note that itīs the same man whoīs working at the dump as on the parking lot.


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PostPosted: November 23, 2003 4:05 PM 

The guy at Jiffy Dump is not only the same, he also apparently tells Kramer the same thing he told George at the parking lot. (Kramer's response: "Well, maybe I will take it up with Consumer Affairs!")

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 19, 2004 1:44 PM 

You're correct. The guy's name is Michael McDonald. He also stars on FOX's sketch comedy show Mad TV.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: November 19, 2004 9:29 AM 

hmmm....patio furniture's on sale

That Kramer line while he and Jerry are lying in Jerry's bed is so subtle but cracks me up everytime.

Mike G.

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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 7:07 PM 

Ian, played by Norman Brenner, has many, many appearances in the Seinfeld series (also in The Muffin Tops and The Doodle). Does anyone know his association with Jerry? He also has many cameos where he does not speak like as a cook in episode with The Shoes.

Tim D.

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PostPosted: February 20, 2005 10:31 PM 

Any one know what song they used in background when Kramer picks up the hat and is struting down the street in " the wig master" ? thanks. Tim


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PostPosted: April 20, 2005 12:57 PM 

Man, I would really like to know the name of that song too. anyone know?


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PostPosted: June 14, 2005 6:33 AM 

Chaim Jeraffi is the "Jiffy Park" guy as well as the "Jiffy Dump" guy that Gavin is refering to. Not Michael Macdonald (Jesse).
IMDB has Norman Brenner listed as being in 5 Seinfelds. We ask that you please bear with us.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: June 17, 2005 6:16 PM 

Ian is seen in this episode as well as "The Muffin Tops"(on the bus), "The Secretary"(in line at the movies), "The Poorman"(looks at George on the subway), and one other I can't remember. I'll post it as soon as I know.

Elaine Marie

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PostPosted: July 8, 2005 2:24 PM 

Norman Brenner (an extra or a bit player in numerous episodes) was the stand-in for Michael Richards.

Cap'n Jack

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PostPosted: August 16, 2005 11:02 PM 

Gina Mastrogiacomo...

Does anyone have any bio information on the prostitute in this episode. She appeared in several movies and tragically died in 2001 of a heart ailment.

Any bio information would be appreciated.


elaine's panties
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: August 16, 2005 11:25 PM 

Now see the two of you need to work on trust, and then and only then will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts. Cornerstones of a healthy relationship. And now if you would (taps twice on the door) excuse us, we need to get to bed.

Extremely underrated episode. One of my favorites.


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PostPosted: October 9, 2005 8:03 PM 

Hm, isn't the Wig Master the same actor as played the dance instructor for The Producers in Curb Your Enthusiasm? Either him or his twin brother.


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PostPosted: October 14, 2005 7:16 AM 


I am a wig-maker from


Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: October 16, 2005 1:45 AM 

Do you live in a WigWam?


Hossam Elnaggar
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 6:06 AM 

Police: "OK Big Daddy. Take the hat off...... awright turn to your right...(Kramer hesitates)
Kramer: (cries) I'M NOT A PIMP.!!!.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 15, 2005 7:28 PM 

who gets out of the car at the end

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PostPosted: November 25, 2006 11:03 PM 

** Any one know what song they used in background when Kramer picks up the hat and is struting down the street in " the wig master" ? thanks. **

I think it's just something the regular music guy (J.Wolff) came up with.

Alan Conway

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PostPosted: May 3, 2007 5:27 PM 

Does anyone know how I can contact Norman Brenner??

Norman was a great friend of mine many years ago in the UK but we lost touch.
I'd be really grateful

Bert Harbinson

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PostPosted: May 14, 2007 11:27 PM 

Yes the wigmaster is the same guy as the dance instructor on Curb.

Also the soon the be Dr. that Elaine is dating, ["That was the dream of becoming a Dr."] is Gill Thelander; the porno actor on Curb.

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