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Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood

starring: John Kassir, Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Angie Everhart, Chris Sarandon
directed by: Gilbert Adler

: Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood
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Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
Audience Rating: R (Restricted)
Binding: DVD
EAN: 9786305077558
Format: Anamorphic, Closed-captioned, Color, DVD-Video, Widescreen, NTSC
ISBN: 630507755X
Label: Image Entertainment
Manufacturer: Image Entertainment
Number Of Items: 1
Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen
Publisher: Image Entertainment
Region Code: 1
Release Date: March 25, 1998
Running Time: 87 minutes
Sales Rank: 92256
Studio: Image Entertainment
Theatrical Release Date: August 16, 1996



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Description:
Madam Lilith (supermodel Angie Everhart) runs a very unusual bordello just on the edge of town. She and her girls are more than happy to serve, but beware, they'll bleed you dry...literally. Don't fret, wisecracking private eye Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller) is hot on their trail. Before movie's end, Rafe will battle a den of luscious, scantily-clad vampiresses as well as crooked Reverend Current (Chris Sarandon), who holds the key to an all-powerful talisman.

Amazon.com:
Private eye Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller) is hired by repressed, born-again Katherine (Erika Eleniak) to find her missing bad-boy brother. The trail leads him to a whorehouse run by a thousand-year-old vampire (Angie Everhart) and secretly backed by Katherine's boss, televangelist Jimmy Current (Chris Sarandon, wonderfully insincere and smarmy). Not for the squeamish or the easily offended (but you knew that from the title), Bordello of Blood is pulp horror as it should be--funny, fast, and full of gore. How many movies do you know where naked vampire hookers devour the still-beating hearts of their adolescent clients, or where the hero saves the day with a Super Soaker? Dennis Miller is at his wisecracking best as the oddest private eye since Elliot Gould played Philip Marlowe in The Long Goodbye. Angie Everhart devours her role with relish (yum!). And former Playboy Playmate Erika Eleniak seems to be enjoying the joke that in a movie filled with half-naked women, she's the only one who keeps her clothes on. --Geof Miller



Customer Reviews
Average Rating: out of 5 stars

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Awesome movie, classic, buy it!!
Ignore the bad reviews and buy this movie!!
This was a thoroughly enjoyable flick! It's just ... Read More


Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - AWFUL!..To say the least
First of all, Angie Everheart can't act her way out of a paper bag. The person who did the casting ... Read More


Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - Good But Not Great
While not as good as Demon Knight, Bordello of Blood is more than the porn it seems by first glance. ... Read More


Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - Somebody Stop Corey Feldman!
Let's give Corey Feldman some credit. He was great in Stand By Me and Friday the 13th 4 and even Lost ... Read More


Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - 0 STARS: Sorry excuse for a vampire movie
When I first saw "Bordello Blood", I was so disappointed in Dennis Miller...he is a good actor in certain ... Read More

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