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Noah's Ark

starring: Jon Voight, Mary Steenburgen, F. Murray Abraham, Carol Kane, James Coburn
directed by: John Irvin

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Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
Audience Rating: Unrated
Binding: DVD
Brand: Lions Gate
EAN: 9781574924534
Format: Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DVD-Video, NTSC
ISBN: 1574924532
Label: Lions Gate
Manufacturer: Lions Gate
Number Of Items: 1
Publisher: Lions Gate
Region Code: 1
Release Date: July 27, 1999
Running Time: 156 minutes
Sales Rank: 27871
Studio: Lions Gate
Theatrical Release Date: May 02, 1999




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Product Description:
Jon voight stars as noah in a lavish film about the biblical hero who built the ark. Dazzling special effects computerized creatures and a cast of thousands of animals combined to tell a story of biblical proportions. Studio: Lions Gate Home Ent. Release Date: 09/13/2005 Starring: Jon Voight F. Murray Abraham Run time: 129 minutes Rating: Nr Director: John Irvin

Amazon.com:
Another in Robert Salmi's march of modern TV classics, Noah's Ark brings the ultimate disaster story to the small screen with impressive effects and handsome production design. 'Liberties were taken for dramatic purposes,' warns the opening credits and, to be sure, this shouldn't be taken as gospel (pardon the pun). Noah (Jon Voight), the last good man on Earth, is spared from the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah and chosen to build an ark to save his family and the creatures of the Earth from a cleansing flood. Like a bad penny, his best friend, Lot (F. Murray Abraham), a decadent hedonist turned brigand, keeps turning up in the most unlikely places, including a postapocalyptic sea battle that owes more to Waterworld than the Old Testament. It's an entertaining if episodic story led by an appropriately humble Voight, with Mary Steenburgen as his whiny wife (she musters a surprising amount of dignity for the part) and James Coburn as a jolly peddler. Jim Henson's Creature Shop fills up the floating zoo with a charming array of animals. It never compels as Salmi's previous telefilm epics, notably The Odyssey and Merlin, but liberal amounts of deadpan anachronistic humor (Lot and his wife, played by Carol Kane, come across as nothing less than comic-strip couple the Bickersons come to life) and spectacular scenes of destruction keep the film aloft through its lengthy running time. --Sean Axmaker



Customer Reviews
Average Rating:  out of 5 stars

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - Not what i expected
it was nice to see all the special effects of animals and the flood but the story was totally out. ... Read More



Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - This is not the God of the Bible
I got this movie bundled with "Jonah, A VeggieTales Movie", recently at Sam's Club. I was sadly disappointed ... Read More



Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - should be zero stars
I made the mistake of buying this at Sam's without reading the reviews here first. The negative reviews were ... Read More



Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - Far beyond "poetic license"...
My wife bought this movie thinking it might be somewhat related to the story of Noah described in Genesis. Instead, ... Read More



Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - the worst Bible's based movie I've ever seen. AVOID IT please
I couldn't finish watching it. This is a terrible movie. The worst movie I've ever seen. I don't uderstand how Jon Voight ... Read More

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