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Gendison







PostPosted: May 4, 2005 1:52 PM 

...just sent me an e-mail claiming to be the real Joe Davola. This is his e-mail address: dogboye@aol.com

If this scumbag sends me another e-mail, he'll wish he didn't. In the meantime, feel free to send him some fan mail. After all, he claims to be the REAL Joe Davola. Dirtbag.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 2:23 PM 

You didn't mention my party, did you?

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 2:45 PM 

Maybe he is the real Joe Davola.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 4:50 PM 

Well then the real Joe Davola is an asshole.

moops
Pigman

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 5:21 PM 

"Complete" loser? Man that's harsh...

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 5:22 PM 

Did I say "complete"? Sorry...I meant to say "total".

moops
Pigman

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 5:25 PM 

Oh. I see. That's different...

moops
Pigman

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 5:26 PM 

Wanna get some pizza?

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 5:46 PM 

Now you think there's an ugly side to me. I wasn't planning on showing you that side for another 6 months. This throws off the whole learning curve.

Judge Vandelay
Architect

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 5:55 PM 

I think you scared me straight.

moops
Pigman

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 8:31 PM 

Now, if you'd called him a "pear-shaped" loser instead, that would have been different...

Ramon
Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: May 5, 2005 10:47 AM 

No no no no NO!

You've got Gendison all wrong. He said that he's never seen this guy LOOSER.

then, i believe that he called him phony, but in a good way. You know, like, damn that Joe Devola is so phony!

remember that often times it is important to see the forest for the trees. say, for example, there is a forest....

HateTheDrake
Pigman

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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 12:19 PM 

Hole...

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 1:47 PM 

Was it a Titleist?

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 9, 2005 4:45 AM 

Just got another e-mail from this hemmoroid, but I deleted it without reading it. Got better things to do....I think he's obsessed with me..........He loves me.

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: May 9, 2005 6:22 AM 

So we can be certain he is crazy.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 9, 2005 6:47 AM 

Why? Just because he loves me?

Yeah, you're probably right....Damn!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 9, 2005 6:56 AM 

I was on my way to see a play, I stopped at his house. He has pictures of me all over his wall. He asked me to look at his darkroom, which I declined because "Ï'm a day person". So as I was leaving, he tried to block my way. I had to hit him with some Cherry Bonocca.

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: May 9, 2005 10:10 AM 

See, I don't get that. First they come out with the regular, then a
year later they come out with the cherry. They know that we like the cherry,
start with cherry! Then come out with the regular!



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