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Brody







PostPosted: January 4, 2006 3:00 PM 

Did you know that when I was 18 years old I had a silver dollar collection?

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: January 4, 2006 4:22 PM 

It's pronounced a ssss-s-silver doller collection!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 12:27 AM 

Yes! We've seen the show. We know the lines. Nobody wants to read your mini scripts.


NEXT!!

donna chang
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 5:54 AM 

I was sitting there at dinner, the two nut jobs were posting....

Curly
Son of Dad

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 5:56 AM 

Stan should have some sort of filtering system that automatically blocks out "mini scripts" like the above, as well as all questions containing the phrase "What episode was it where..."

donna chang
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 6:00 AM 

hey what episode was it where George was a loser, Kramer has a weird idea, Elaine dated a guy and Jerry had something smart to say??

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 7:49 AM 

They were all like that.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 11:17 AM 

Let's rumble!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 12:01 PM 

I got a lot of problems with you people...

Mookie
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 12:10 PM 

What the hell does that mean? You sayin' you want a piece of me???

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 12:13 PM 

It means that your mother and I are planning on taking a crooossssss.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 12:37 PM 

I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigorous.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 1:14 PM 

Once again, if you'll excuse us,your mother and I.......

Mookie
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: January 5, 2006 5:05 PM 

That's perverse!!

Donna Chang
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 6, 2006 9:35 AM 

It's already working... Kramer made a pass at me

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 6, 2006 11:03 AM 

Oh yeah, THAT's Frank Costanza. Confused Shocked

donna chang
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 7, 2006 6:21 AM 

Tommy Tune is very tall... how's that??
It's like aaaaaa spasm

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: January 7, 2006 2:01 PM 

Hello, woman.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 7, 2006 4:25 PM 

Inchon, Korea. 1950

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 8, 2006 1:39 AM 

you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date..... I lost my train of thought

Klompus
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 1:04 AM 

What you saw in that van was a natural expression of a man's love for his lady.

Your father is right. It's beautiful.

And it was safe.

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