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Guero







PostPosted: July 19, 2005 1:20 PM 

I've been coming in here to this site because Seinfeld is my favorite sitcom and stanthecaddy.com has a lot of cool Seinfeld info. I even posted some things in the forum under the name Vincent. After a while I noticed that all of you regular posters are completely pathetic! Come on guys get a fucking life! You're always putting quotes from Seinfeld as an insult to new posters thinking that since you waste your lives coming in here everyday you think you're superior than them. ALSO,you all (Gendison, Uncle Leo, Jackie)seem to suck Jimmy's Cock a lot. Like he's some sort of god to you all.(Respecting him like your fucking boss) He's a fucking jackass, loser that needs to get a life. (Talking like the Jimmy from seinfeld) Well Guero says, stop sucking his dick! Come on guys get a life, you make the Star Wars geeks look like fucking Playboys. So once again...get a grip, stop being pathetic, then maybe you can carry on a decent forum discussion.

~Guero~

Guero
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 1:21 PM 

Post Dammit!

Simon
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 4:16 PM 

Do you know what you are ? Your a forum bully.

Simon's getting upset.

BL (Beautiful Lineswoman)
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 4:28 PM 

You know what Guero's got? He's got charisma. It's his go-go corporate takeover lifestyle that has taken away his moral compass. He has no moral compass.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 4:40 PM 

Please address Jimmy as "Jimmy The Great" Why? Well... because Jimmy's great. Laughing

Ramon
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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 6:22 PM 

get out of my house, guero.

jimmy, you can stay, but i'm not going to suck your anything, you got that mister? i've got towels to hand out, so if you'll excuse me....

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 7:20 PM 

So, you're not up for some stuff?

VegetableLasagna
Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 8:52 PM 

"then maybe you can carry on a decent forum discussion."


We do carry out a decent discussion. We talk Seinfeld, that's what the forum is for. Or have I been here this whole time talking about the wrong thing?

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 9:07 PM 

Say your prayers, ya long-eared galloot!

QQFarmer
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 10:37 PM 

Humor doesn't make sense to the jerk who started this thread. Let's call him names. I'm sure he will take them very well.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 11:05 PM 

Whew! as long as he didn't mention my name. Just my Uncle's. Except I don't recall any regular that goes by the name Uncle Leo.

Jimmy can be an abrasive negro (sorry, that's a line from Fresh Prince, i don't know if Jimmy's black), but his knowledge of the show more than makes up for his very Jimmy-like personality. It's like a police unit. The veterans can sometimes get away with being a little rough with the rookies. Even if the veteran is a fat balding fatass. Soon enough, if you can get through it, you too will have some seniority. So hang in there pussy....cat.
(c'mon, that's a joke!)

Jimmy


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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 11:41 PM 

Jimmy's family used to live in South Africa, but, uh... we got out years ago... for obvious reasons. You know how it is.

Calvin Klein
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 19, 2005 11:47 PM 

Maybe....

oh and Jeffrey, I'm pretty sure Uncle Leo is your dad, not your uncle....since you are Jerry's cousin

Guero
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 20, 2005 5:25 AM 

I will suck your cock for $10

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: July 20, 2005 5:51 AM 

Go suck some balloon animals, Guero. Guero! What kind of name is that for a homosexual?.


"You're always putting quotes from Seinfeld"

Yeah, that is strange...on a Seinfeld site.

And by the way, who's Uncle Leo?

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: July 20, 2005 8:54 AM 

Hey Guero, why don't you go hang out on the Friends site. I hear there's a 'Smelly Cat' thread with your name all over it. Laughing

Imagine, using Seinfeld quotes on a Seinfeld site, SONS OF BITCHES!!!

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 20, 2005 9:01 AM 

I think Guero has a little oral fixation of his own.

As for Jimmy getting all the hot lovin'

Good for Jimmy he prolly needs it.

I did like the Star Wars reference, though.

Bookman
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PostPosted: July 20, 2005 10:25 AM 

.... This is it, you'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hiiiiiit
On with the show, this is iiiiiit!

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: July 20, 2005 10:53 AM 

You know, it is so sad, all your knowledge of high culture comes from bugs bunny cartoons. Very Happy

But actually "this is it" is a very philosophical thread name indeed (and a bit pretentious I might add) - this could be all... or none. The beginning... or... the end. A thread about everything... or.. nothing. The best... and.. the worst. Or it could be about this, that, and the other. Nevertheless...

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 20, 2005 11:55 AM 

I'm going to be this guy's friend (pointing to Yev)

As for Guero, somebody put a poutine in his mouth, because my zipper is stuck.

GLC
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 20, 2005 12:13 PM 

That is one place on my body I do not want sharp interlocking metal objects.

Who's Leo?
Oh...UNCLE Leo...I forgot his first name.

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