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PostPosted: May 18, 2006 5:32 PM 

if there is anyone who lives in the Chicagoland area wants tickets to see Jerry Seinfeld live on Friday, May 19th for his stand-up comedy, please let me know. Have extra tickets, good seats.


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PostPosted: May 18, 2006 8:08 PM 

I wouldn't even pay $120+ to see Phil Hartman if it were possible. Nothing is that funny. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: May 18, 2006 9:21 PM 

I got two, I got two. Who needs two? Jerry Seinfeld, come on, the great tragic clown, come on, check it out, he laughs, he cries, he sings, Jerry Seinfeld. Hey, I got two beauties right here, check it out.


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PostPosted: May 19, 2006 12:40 AM 

He was just here last month.

I probably should've considered the fact that I've saved tens of thousands of dollars by never once attending any sporting event ever in my life... and just paid to go see him. But I kept thinking of him sitting back with his feet on the table, with a cigar between his teeth, counting my money, and laughing.

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

Maybe, next time. Confused

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PostPosted: May 19, 2006 2:24 AM 

You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He read an article in the Sun Sentinel that said standup comedy is not what it used to be, what with Kathy Griffin's "D-List" and all.

He also read wonderful things about Bloomingdales' executive training program. Jerry's given this comedy thing his best shot. He's had some good observations but it's over.

Now, this Bloomingdale thing, that could be the next wave...

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PostPosted: May 19, 2006 3:35 AM 

Alright, you look like a decent guy. A grand for the deuce.

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PostPosted: May 19, 2006 11:09 AM 

And all the free coffee you want in any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, plus

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PostPosted: May 19, 2006 11:48 AM 

...I wanna hear what comes after that plus!

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PostPosted: May 19, 2006 12:01 PM 

..., plus it's a hundred percent nonfat.

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PostPosted: May 19, 2006 1:12 PM 

Nonfat? Well, I don't like the sound of THAT....

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PostPosted: May 19, 2006 5:25 PM 

I wonder if the price is less if you just ask for a transcript of his act.

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 7:36 AM 

Or, if you just ask that a transcript be emailed to you, so you don't have to move.


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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 11:47 AM 

Can't they just send us a tape?

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 6:10 PM 

What is that song they play as Jerry walks out on stage? Can I download it for my cell phone?


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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 6:25 PM 

... and while you're at it, can I get a Triple Minute Man Mint?

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 7:41 PM 

I don't think we have that flavor. How about Rum Raisin?

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 9:34 PM 

I don't think thai guy knows what he's doing...

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PostPosted: May 20, 2006 10:12 PM's a prefectly sane thing to eat.

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PostPosted: May 21, 2006 12:36 AM 

You're practically having sex with it!


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PostPosted: January 4, 2009 6:39 AM 

융자 많은빌라, 경매직전 빌라, 신축빌라

어떠한 상황의 빌라도 빨리 팔아드립니다.

상담을 원하시는분은 메일(로

1.지역 2.평형 3.방갯수 4.층수 5.매도가격

을 보내주시면, 저희가 연락드려 친절히 상담해 드립니다

@관리자님 죄송합니다. 거부의사를 메일(로

주소와 함께 보내주시면 다시는 글을 올리지 않겠습니다.



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PostPosted: January 17, 2009 10:08 AM 

*차주부담:화물,벤-20만원(소득금액즘명원 제출시:10만원)
승합- 30만원(소득금액증명원 제출시:15만원)
*개조시 필요서류:개인-자동차등록증
*개조요구시 다른차를 쓰실수 있게 대차해 드립니다.

#상담을 원하시는 분은 메일(로
차종,연식,지역,연락처 를 보내주시면 친절히 상담해 드립니다.

@관리자님 거부의사를 메일(로 사이트주소를
보내주시면 글을 올리지 않겠습니다. 죄송합니다.


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