SEINFELD BLOG

if there is anyone who lives in the Chicagoland area wants tickets to see Jerry Seinfeld live on Friday, May 19th for his stand-up comedy, please let me know. Have extra tickets, good seats.

I wouldn't even pay $120+ to see Phil Hartman if it were possible. Nothing is that funny.

I got two, I got two. Who needs two? Jerry Seinfeld, come on, the great tragic clown, come on, check it out, he laughs, he cries, he sings, Jerry Seinfeld. Hey, I got two beauties right here, check it out.

He was just here last month.

I probably should've considered the fact that I've saved tens of thousands of dollars by never once attending any sporting event ever in my life... and just paid to go see him. But I kept thinking of him sitting back with his feet on the table, with a cigar between his teeth, counting my money, and laughing.

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

Maybe, next time.

You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He read an article in the Sun Sentinel that said standup comedy is not what it used to be, what with Kathy Griffin's "D-List" and all.

He also read wonderful things about Bloomingdales' executive training program. Jerry's given this comedy thing his best shot. He's had some good observations but it's over.

Now, this Bloomingdale thing, that could be the next wave...

Alright, you look like a decent guy. A grand for the deuce.

And all the free coffee you want in any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, plus

...I wanna hear what comes after that plus!

..., plus it's a hundred percent nonfat.

Nonfat? Well, I don't like the sound of THAT....

I wonder if the price is less if you just ask for a transcript of his act.

Or, if you just ask that a transcript be emailed to you, so you don't have to move.

Can't they just send us a tape?

What is that song they play as Jerry walks out on stage? Can I download it for my cell phone?

... and while you're at it, can I get a Triple Minute Man Mint?

I don't think we have that flavor. How about Rum Raisin?

I don't think thai guy knows what he's doing...

...it's a prefectly sane thing to eat.

You're practically having sex with it!

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