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Jimmy
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Posted: September 15, 2006 9:17 AM |
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You know what would make a great toilet book? A toilet book about toilets!
You see, the beauty of my book is... if you don't have a toilet... it turns into a toilet (folds out the legs and knocks out the center hole...).
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donna chang
Sidler
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Posted: September 15, 2006 4:51 PM |
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Would they all be flagged?!?! |
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Mookie
Son of Dad
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Posted: September 15, 2006 6:55 PM |
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[with hands up on the way to the executive wash room] Ok, look out... bio hazard... comin' through... |
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Jimmy
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Posted: September 15, 2006 9:14 PM |
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It could have celebrities sitting on their toilets... |
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Todd Gak
Rageaholic
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Posted: September 16, 2006 8:28 AM |
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Well, this is all very sophisticated |
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Gendison
Queen of Confrontation
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Posted: September 16, 2006 10:15 PM |
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but...That's not a bad idea. |
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cousin jeffrey
Magnificent Bastard
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Posted: September 17, 2006 12:40 AM |
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let's see here....Elvis....George Michaels....Carolina Panthers cheerleaders....this could work. |
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Bookman
Bad Breaker Upper
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Posted: September 17, 2006 9:22 PM |
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Photo caption: Uh-oh.... you're a john! |
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Todd Gak
Rageaholic
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Posted: September 17, 2006 10:14 PM |
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You're friends with the urinator
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Jimmy
Posts: 5413
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Posted: September 17, 2006 10:19 PM |
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Alright, let's, LET'S FOCUS!! Can we get back to the plan?!! |
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Jimmy
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Posted: September 17, 2006 10:29 PM |
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Now, I was thinking.... after finishing the book, the reader could rip out the pages and... |
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cousin jeffrey
Magnificent Bastard
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Posted: September 17, 2006 10:55 PM |
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we need something for the drug addicts too. |
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Mookie
Son of Dad
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Posted: September 17, 2006 10:58 PM |
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And the indigent... |
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Todd Gak
Rageaholic
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Posted: September 18, 2006 7:33 AM |
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Rickshaws
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Ramon
Germaphobe
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Posted: September 18, 2006 5:04 PM |
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and on the cover, we could have the picture of "jimmy on the toilette" that bookman and i snapped... |
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Jimmy
Posts: 5413
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Posted: September 18, 2006 5:46 PM |
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I felt fat. |
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Curly
Cockeyed Optimist
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Posted: September 19, 2006 6:49 AM |
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You're not fat, you're stocky. The camera loves stocky. |
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denogganiser
Low-Talker
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Posted: September 19, 2006 6:58 PM |
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hey Jimmy, I've got some chicken wire...... |
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Gendison
Queen of Confrontation
Posts: 3650
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Posted: September 19, 2006 10:02 PM |
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It's just water weight, Jimmy. |
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