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Jimmy







PostPosted: September 15, 2006 9:17 AM 

You know what would make a great toilet book? A toilet book about toilets!

You see, the beauty of my book is... if you don't have a toilet... it turns into a toilet (folds out the legs and knocks out the center hole...).

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PostPosted: September 15, 2006 4:51 PM 

Would they all be flagged?!?!

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PostPosted: September 15, 2006 6:55 PM 

[with hands up on the way to the executive wash room] Ok, look out... bio hazard... comin' through...

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PostPosted: September 15, 2006 9:14 PM 

It could have celebrities sitting on their toilets...

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PostPosted: September 16, 2006 8:28 AM 

Well, this is all very sophisticated

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PostPosted: September 16, 2006 10:15 PM 

I can't believe I'm saying this, but...That's not a bad idea.

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PostPosted: September 17, 2006 12:40 AM 

let's see here....Elvis....George Michaels....Carolina Panthers cheerleaders....this could work.

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PostPosted: September 17, 2006 9:22 PM 

Photo caption: Uh-oh.... you're a john!

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PostPosted: September 17, 2006 10:14 PM 

You're friends with the urinator Shocked

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PostPosted: September 17, 2006 10:19 PM 

Alright, let's, LET'S FOCUS!! Can we get back to the plan?!!

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PostPosted: September 17, 2006 10:29 PM 

Now, I was thinking.... after finishing the book, the reader could rip out the pages and...

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PostPosted: September 17, 2006 10:55 PM 

we need something for the drug addicts too.

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PostPosted: September 17, 2006 10:58 PM 

And the indigent...

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PostPosted: September 18, 2006 7:33 AM 

Rickshaws Very Happy

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PostPosted: September 18, 2006 5:04 PM 

and on the cover, we could have the picture of "jimmy on the toilette" that bookman and i snapped...

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PostPosted: September 18, 2006 5:46 PM 

I felt fat.

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PostPosted: September 19, 2006 6:49 AM 

You're not fat, you're stocky. The camera loves stocky.

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PostPosted: September 19, 2006 6:58 PM 

hey Jimmy, I've got some chicken wire......

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PostPosted: September 19, 2006 10:02 PM 

It's just water weight, Jimmy.


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