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Cole







PostPosted: September 5, 2004 12:20 AM 

In a couple of episodes George mentions about how there has been no advances in toliet paper, in one episode Jerry corrects him and lists the advances, which episode is this? I used the script search feature, but came up with no hits on toliet paper.

Seinfeld402
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: September 5, 2004 1:57 AM 

A search for "toilet paper advance" came up with The Trip (Part 1), this is all I could find.

Gendison
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PostPosted: September 5, 2004 2:23 AM 

It's in The Pitch Read the script of The Pitch Download the full epiosde video of The Pitch Discuss The Pitch , but when I went to look at the script, all it says is: "Jerry and George are talking. Stu and Jay enter." Which is weird because Jerry and George have quite the conversation about toilet paper...It starts with George saying "I wonder what they did about toilet paper in the civil war"...and then Jerry goes into "It's all about toilet paper with you, isn't it???" etc...I'm surprised at how incomplete this script is...to diminish a signature Seinfeld conversation to just "Jerry and George are talking" is insulting, or just plain lazy.

Gendison
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PostPosted: September 5, 2004 2:31 AM 

I thought my episode link would work, but i guess not...It would be nice to have a "Help" section here to find out how to leave proper links...It wasn't for "Loving Every Minute of it" being nice enough to take the time to explain to me how the "URL" and "EP" links work, I never would have figured it out...And even with that, my "The Pitch" link above still doesn't work...we can't edit or delete posts, we can't quote from other people's posts...there has got to be a beter forum format than this. I love the site, but hate the forum format...and that's nothing against Stan, I thank him to death for having this place, but there has to be a better format than this.

Cole
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 5, 2004 2:34 AM 

I know the Pitch is one, but I could swear he talked about it another time. Jerry was with a date or something in his apartment.

Gendison
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PostPosted: September 5, 2004 2:47 AM 

hmmm...talking about the advances of toilet paper with a date, huh??? And he still got laid??? I got to try that one some time.

Carl
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 5, 2004 5:32 AM 

the episode of the advancements is the face painter

George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine's boyfriend paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game, disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing priest. A monkey throws a banana peel at Kramer, when he throws it back, the monkey becomes depressed and the zoo demands an apology. George tries to tell his girlfriend that he loves her, but her reaction surprises him. Jerry refuses to give the "necessary" follow-up courtesy thank you for the hockey tickets and Kramer is outraged.


Cole
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PostPosted: September 5, 2004 1:28 PM 

Thats it! Thanks.



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