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PostPosted: December 12, 2005 10:48 PM 

Tookie Williams denied clemancy ladies and gentleman. Scheduled to die at 12:01 a.m. Tuesday. I went to the store and bought a 6 pack for tonight. Watch California go up in flames.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: December 12, 2005 10:52 PM 

Thaaaaaat's a shame.

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PostPosted: December 12, 2005 10:58 PM 

Yeah, too bad.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: December 13, 2005 12:04 AM 

If ever there was a time to quote jerry's sarcastic "That's a shame", that was it. Laughing

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PostPosted: December 13, 2005 11:26 AM 

A guy lands in prison. He's put in a cell with a mean-looking, bulked-up, roided-up badass. A Tookie, if you will. Tookie's sitting in the corner of the cell, like Jabba the Hut. He says to the new guy, "Are you a husband or are you a wife?" The new guy thinks about it for a few seconds and says, fairly proud of himself, "I'm a husband." Tookie then says, "Well, husband, come over here and suck your wife's d*ck."

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: December 13, 2005 11:37 AM 

Next, on Oz: Beacher moves in with Tookie...

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PostPosted: December 13, 2005 11:58 AM 

There's something intensely funny about Schwarzzeneggar actually putting someone to death on national television.

"I refooz to gib you da clemency ahnd you vill die und before da sun rizes." Twisted Evil

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