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Steven







PostPosted: December 27, 2004 8:55 PM 

Ok, it works like this-

You name the top ten episodes in which you enjoyed in order from least favorite to most favorite. And the points will work like this-

10. (1 point)
9. (2 point)
8. (3 point)
7. (4 point)
6. (5 point)
5. (6 point)
4. (7 point)
3. (8 point)
2. (9 point)
1. (10 points)

I will keep up with the points and after a while post a temporary top 10 list. But others can still keep voting if they haven't yet and I will add them in when I get the time.

Just a few things-

- I need the name of the episode and which season it aired in.

For Example. The Dog (Season 3)

Let's find out which 10 are the best. (Try to make your list without looking at other lists. It can influence you.

ScottyCougar
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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 2:47 AM 

10. The Dinner Party - "You sold us a hair with a cake around it" - Season 5
9. The Pitch - "Artistic integrity? Where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity." - Season 4
8. The Merv Griffin Show - "You drugged a woman in order to take advantage of her toys?!" - Season 9
7. The Muffin Tops - "The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is reality." - Season 8
6. The Label Maker - "Risk, the game of world domination, being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives." - Season 6
5. The Hot Tub - "This son of a bitch is ice cold." - Season 7
4. The Outing - "Do you want to have sex right now?!?" - Season 4
3. The Junior Mint - "Yes, I look forward to many years of LOOKING at the triangles"
- Season 4
2. The Implants - "I think you're both mentally ill." - Season 4
1. The Limo - "Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The
Jews! Ah, the Jews hate grass." - Season 3

Jay Peeta Ma
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 7:02 AM 

10. The Stock Tip - Season 2 - "I shrunk it"
9. The Buttershave - Season 9 - "What is this, parsley?"
8. The Pick - Season 4 - " I could have been a millionaire. I could have been a fragrance millionaire, Jerry. ... "
7. The Visa - Season 4 - "The wheels are in motion"
6. The Van Buren Boys - Season 8 - "They thought I was a former Van B. Boy!"
5. The Note - Season 3 - "I Think it moved"
4. The Library - Season 3 - "The library closes at five o'clock, no exceptions. This is your final warning. Got that, kewpie-doll?"
3. The Outing - Season 4 - "I've been outed! I wasn't even in!"
2. The Checks - Season 8 - "Now we got that damn 'urban sombrero' to contend with."
1. The Cheever Letters - Season 4 - "Ohh, I think you're really sick"

Steven
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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 1:03 PM 

Thanks for the responses so far, keep them coming!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 2:04 PM 

OK, this is a variation on what has been done myraid times, but here goes. Of course, my list tomorrow could be wholly different as it is alomst as difficult in pciking a Top 10 as it is to pick a favorite ONE.

1.(Ten points) The Pen – Season 2 (Stop it!)
2.(Nine points) The Bris – Season 5 (Could you send me to a more dangerous neighborhood?)
3.(Eight points) The Cigar Store Indian – Season 5 (Gyros? Giddy-up, again!)
4.(Seven points) The Airport – Season 4 (The Grand Central, the Van Wyk!)
5.(Six points) The Visa – Season 4 (No, too fruity.)
6.(Five points) The Strike – Season 9 (No bagel, no bagel, no bagel.)
7.(Four points) The Heart Attack – Season 2 (I’m going strictly for the material.)
8.(Three points) The Watch – Season 4 (Suede, it’s so thick and rich!)
9.(Two points) The Cadillac – Season 7 (She’s an Oscah winnah , Jerry!)
10.(One point) The Little Kicks – Season 8 (I’m sitting at home reading a periodical, and this is the call I get?)

Gendison
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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 2:18 PM 

Et tu Jackie?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 2:57 PM 

Ja, ich auch!

Steven
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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 2:59 PM 

If it's been done many a times than you should expect it to be done once again.

Heh.

Keep 'em coming people. I want a minimum of 10 people at first.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 2:59 PM 

Of course, I'm not really sure how official any of these rankings are anyway.

scott
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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 7:33 PM 

1. the library
2. little kicks
3. the pony
4. the contest.
5. the pick
6. the implants
7. the limo
8. the finale
9. the note
10. the keys

Steven
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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 8:43 PM 

Thanks Scott, pretty surprising that you picked The Library!

And J. Chiles how can this be official? It can't... It's based upon a vast number of peoples opinions. If I could get the top 10 list of every Seinfeld fanatic in the United States of America than that would probably be much more accurate.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 10:44 PM 

Umm, it was a joke, Steven, and refers to Jerry's line when wondering to Izzy Mandelbaum about the validity of the #1 Dad and Greatest Dad in the World rankings. Maybe if you were more familiar with the episodes......

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 29, 2004 12:26 AM 

It was smart. It was a smart line, and a smart crowd did appreciate it... and, he wasn't gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

Steven
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PostPosted: December 29, 2004 10:14 AM 

JChiles -

There is something called obsessed.

You are that something.

Gendison
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PostPosted: December 29, 2004 10:27 AM 

Steven, before you post and start critisizing others that contribute alot more to this site than you do, maybe you should watch a few episodes and get familiar with the show a little bit. That way, you'll know when someone is actually quoting Seinfeld, and it will save you from putting your foot in your mouth. This is a Seinfeld site. If you think someone's obsessed just because they know enough about the show to entertain the rest of us with their commentary, then maybe this place isn't for you.
See you on the green.

Steven
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PostPosted: December 29, 2004 11:32 AM 

You guys are really taking this too seriously.

Here's something, for all the newcomers you guys could actually put quotation marks around the damn quote.

Instead of telling me to watch every damn episode and get familiar with every damn line just to catch up with all the obseessed Seinfeld fans here.

No, I think the quotation mark makes more sense and helps the noob's.

I'm in the right on this one, you, Gendison, are in the wrong.

Gendison
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PostPosted: December 29, 2004 11:51 AM 

You are absolutely 100% wrong. The fun part of NOT using quotes is because, just like in the show, it's alot more fun when it's not obvious. MOST people will get it and some won't. Why should we put quotation marks??? Next thing you know, you'll be asking for exclamation points!!! (that's another Seinfeld reference, before you soil your diapers again. Believe me, we're not the ones taking anything too seriously...and if I was going to start taking something seriously, it certainly wouldn't be YOU!!! haha...Now go find that ledge.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: December 29, 2004 11:53 AM 

3 exclamation points after YOU. That's a little excessive in my opinion. Smile

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 29, 2004 11:55 AM 

Or, we could just not do your silly poll at all. And, yes, that is a paraphrasing of a line from the show. Look it up. BTW Steven, you seem to be the one who is obsessed. Obsessed with yourself and obviously obsessed with numbers. List from 1 to 10 (0r is that 10 to 1), weighted ranking points, demanding the season numbers (look 'em up yourself if they are that important to you).

Gendison is correct, and you are out of your element.

Hey let's do a quick poll. Answer with a YO-YO if you think Gendison is correct and answer with a MA if you think Steven is a self-absorbed idiot.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: December 29, 2004 12:14 PM 

No! No! No! Nothing happens!

And i'll tell you this......this is the show.

Steven
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PostPosted: December 29, 2004 12:18 PM 

At least I'm not acting like stuck up prick.

Which is what you both are doing because you guys think you own the place because you spend half of your days on these forums.

Oh and all of your smart a s s remarks are Seinfeld quotes, which means you guys don't have a life whatsoever.

It doesn't take obsession to make a top 10 list. It takes the ability to fucking count.

You f a g g o t s.

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