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PostPosted: April 13, 2005 4:36 PM 

Ok kids. Here it is. I've talked about it for a while, and now's your chance.

We warmed up with Costanza girlfriends, and now we're onto the main daddy, Jerry.

Please submit your top three picks: looking for name, episode, and explanation/description if possible for each choice. I'll keep this going for about two weeks or so, and I'll tabulate the results in the same spread sheet I started for George's chicks.

Let's start the insanity, and be creative here -
nobody can tell you what you think hot is. we'll have an honourable mentions category again, so include good vocabulary in your justifications!

stay outta the deep end

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 13, 2005 8:48 PM 

Nicki, from Calzone. Oh yea..she rockz..bold and beautiful. I guess costanza is right, beautiful women dont get driving tickets.

Sergeant Tierney, from The Beard. Don't lie to her. Dont wanna go on the polygraph, tough lady to impress. One of the few girls who notices jerry lies.

Sophie, from the burning. Hot bod. I would take her if she didn't have gonorrhea.

Eric The Clown
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 13, 2005 8:59 PM 

Btw that post above is mine. And Nicki is first, and down the list.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 14, 2005 10:24 AM 

Jackie started on this site just as this topic was posted the fourth time before last. Suzie checked the archives (for me) and thinks that this was the collective opinion of the wisepersons here at that time (Jackie’s actin’ the PC fool today).

Anyway, Jackie knows Sidra at the very top of the list. She fine. But there is others that Jackie’ll been callin’ when the jury is out.

1) Isabel from “The Nose Job” (Tawny Katean) She can call Jackie, Nelson, anytime she want!

2) Kristin from “The Pledge Drive” (Rebecca Staab) She be thinkin’ Jerry AND Danny Tartabull are eunuchs after Jackie!

Tie for three

3a) Abby from “The Fatigues” (AJ Langer) She lookin’ for someone to mentor under? She can mentor under Jackie – under Jackie’s sheets!

3b) Gina from “The Suicide” (Gina Gallego) When Jackie through with her, SHE be in a coma, too!

But no, I repeat NO Beth Lookner unless it be strictly F’her, F’her, and F’her, if you catch my drift…….

Judge Vandelay

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PostPosted: April 14, 2005 11:19 AM 

OK, Ramon, here goes:

1. Nicki (or Nikki) (Danette Tays) from "The Calzone." She's not only beautiful, she's also quite bold. But who'm I kidding? Beautiful is what counts -- tall, blonde, rosy, and that smile. That's why she gets to cut in at the head of the line.

2. Melissa (Kathleen McClellan) from "The Apology." Another one of Jerry's beautiful blondes. She showed more skin than any of Jerry's other girls, and what we saw was cherce. "Everything goes with naked." Even Jerry realized he'd made a mistake when he finally convinced her to put her clothes back on.

3. Isabel (Tawny Kitaen) from "The Nose Job." "I swear, Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore." What a body on her! Who cares if she's dumb?

Honorable mention: Valerie (Lauren Graham) from "The Millennium." There's just something about her that's quite coquettish. But maybe I'm making the mistake of looking deep down at the real person underneath.

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 1:14 PM 

oh help me Rhonda!

only three votes so far? are we men (and women) or are we little boys (and girls)?

let's get some more input here people!

Polls are open for another week, so let's pick up the pace.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 1:32 PM 

Ramon. It's nothing personal, and there's nothing wrong with the topic (volition or momentum). But, speaking for myself, since I've been here, it's about the 5th time this poll happens. So it's a cool poll to run, but some of the people that have been here for more than 6 months might not participate simply because we already have many times before.

I need some towels.


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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 4:24 PM 

Nikki's "boring beautiful." Don't get Jimmy wrong, Jimmy wouldn't kick her out of bed.... but she's got that dull, too-perfect prissy-model look with the calm, too-serious, soft-spoken way of talking that would cause anyone to shoot themselves after one date!

Give Jimmy that Naomi hostess chick with the obnoxious laugh for a night.... now SHE'D be a blast to nail!!

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 4:41 PM 

ok Jimmy boy...
i've got you down with one vote for naomi: gimme two more mojombo!

as for you gendison, you can have your towels, but I must insist that you submit your three picks.

This is not just your everyday ho-hum thread, you see. this is a legitate poll, see, and we need legimate members here to submit their top 3 jerry girls, see. the results will be televised, and we can forever put the question of who the hottest jerry chick is, see.

Sure, you're sorry. I think we got a stack of mail out at the desk that belongs to you. Now, you want that mail, don't you Mr. Gendison!?!?

besides, it wouldn't be the same without you, and Jackie already put in his picks. you see, at least HE humours me!


Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 4:55 PM 

Ok, yes I do want that mail. But I'm not going to research their names and episodes.

1) The tractor bitch.
2) The chick that tries to teach Jerry to get mad.
3) The one that gets free tickets to movies and gets Jerry out of a parking ticket.

Honorable mention to the Meditteranean girl in the Suicide.

These were off the top of my head. I'm sure I forgot one or 2 that might make it to the Top 3.


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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 5:08 PM 

Okay... Ramon..... but only because it's YOU! Jimmy always skips over these "voting" threads.

1) Sidra
2) Sandra (the "you mean the panties your mother laid out for you" chick)
3) Naomi (only because Jimmy already opened his big mouth about her)

Love that tractor bitch too!

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 5:20 PM 

You see? I forgot Sidra. Sandra is definitely hot, but when she's standing at Jerry's door, her legs look like she might be annorexic....but if she looks better in clothes than out, she can always stay dressed and test out her new lipstick


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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 5:46 PM 

Annorexic? Who cares if she reads backwards? She talks dirty!

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 5:49 PM 

She talks dirty backwards??? Like "I wanna duck your sick"? OH, that's what she meamt. She didn't really think Jerry was sick.


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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 5:55 PM 

That's not talking backwards. Shouldn't she say "sick your duck?"

Does she live under water......... is she BLACK?

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 6:00 PM 

Let's not even try to analyze it. She's a woman in your room.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 7:07 PM 

C'MON (or at least have your woman take off her top)! A newbie or unknown comes here asking an episode or character question and they're treated like either the laziest thing since George or the Village Idiot and you guys don't have the time to look up details for Ramon?

He wants details, and he wants them now!

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 7:34 PM 

aaaahhhh...I'm not in the mood.


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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 8:18 PM 

1. Beth (Sorry, Chiles, and whoever else hates her, but Debra Messing just does it for me.)

2. Claire (Hellloooooo!)

3. Sophie (She could ride me in her bathing suit, and she wouldn't even get gonnorhea. Actually, now that I think about it.... nevermind.)

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 9:44 PM 

1. Elaine

2. Marlene (The Ex-Boyfriend)

3. Patty (The Serenity Now)

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 19, 2005 3:27 AM 

1. Elaine. Ok, do I really have to justify it?

2. The on in "The Conversion" Hot blonde, pretty face; so cute and sweet.

3. Dr. Sitarides in "The Slicer" I like her legs and her cheeks. Nice hair (despite she´s a little pretentious (for my likes)).

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