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PostPosted: May 3, 2005 2:07 PM 

OK people. Here are the results of the now INfamous poll... and while we're on the subject, i must say that i was a little disappointed with the turnout. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS?~!>>?!?

Here are the results;

Honorable Mentions:

Sidra - real and spectacular (but really, not all that BIG if you ask me)

Sargent Tierny - something about a woman in a uniform that also watches melrose place

Third Place: Sophie (the burning) the most important thing is that you have a partner that can see past the ghonarhea (SP?), and see the hot blonde actress within.

Second Place: Elaine - no explanation required. well, maybe some dancing lessons.

First Place - Nicki from the calzone - she's beautiful, charming, and she knows Nixon's middle name (not Moe)

thanks to all who participated. those who didn't should be ashamed of yourselves....

but I will give you another chance - before much longer, i'll start up the TOP 3 KRAMER WOMEN vote. and you BETTER vote, 'cause i'm like ice, buddy. if i don't like you, you got problems.

stay outta the deep end.


Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: May 3, 2005 2:08 PM 


J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 3, 2005 3:02 PM 

Ya got a little chad hangin' goin' on the with the Honorable Mention category, Ramon! Wink

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: May 3, 2005 5:30 PM 

that's what happens when i'm the judge and the jury, my friend, and the verdict is GUILTY!

ps no re-counts


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PostPosted: May 3, 2005 8:54 PM 

What's the difference? We'll all be dead eventually.

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: May 3, 2005 9:18 PM 

Inevitably, irrevocably.

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 8:55 AM 

do-over! start with Bookman.


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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 9:15 AM 

As Gendison always reminds us, I'm not sure how official these rankings are, anyway..

Judge Vandelay

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 6:09 PM 

Sidra's aren't all that BIG, did you say?

All right, let's go deeper. What kind of man are you? Well, you're a man of temptations, but what tempts you? What's your pleasure? Is it the long legs you crave? No no no no no, you are a boob man. Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your seam-ripping mistress, the gazonga.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 6:13 PM 

Good post Judge. But I have to agree with Jackie. They really aren't THAT big. Certainly not big enough to base a show on how HUGE they are. Sorry, those are not HUGE. I'm not saying they're not nice ( I wouldn't know), but they're not that big.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 6:14 PM 

Oops...sorry, I meant to agree with Ramon on that one, not Jackie.

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 6:21 PM 

Yo, Teri. We got a little disagreement here we need you to settle. How about taking your top off?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 6:32 PM 



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PostPosted: May 5, 2005 12:46 PM 

Hey whoa hey, let's keep this sophisticated. Besides, last I saw, Teri wasn't doin' too well. All that baggage is not good for you. Gravity kills.

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PostPosted: May 5, 2005 12:53 PM 

Poor broad.


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PostPosted: May 5, 2005 11:12 PM 

i don't think the show was predicated on how big they were, so much as how perfect they were. i'm with jerry on this issue, too. i've never been with a girl who has, as LD might say, big chemical balls, but if i did, i'd be highly disappointed. any balls of any kind, i'd be disappointed, now that i think about it.

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 6:12 AM 

Boutrous, Boutrous, golly!

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 6:27 AM 

I have to say that not all "chemical balls" on a woman's chest are that bad. Some stand straight up and look and feel artificial...But some look and feel natural and very spectacular.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 10:34 PM 

i think it's stupid to have elaine there..

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: May 9, 2005 2:30 PM 

oh yeah? i tell you what's stupid.

you.... stupid.

you're the grease monkey

this drs is WHACK!

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PostPosted: May 9, 2005 2:39 PM 

You're right, drs. Elaine shouldn't be there. She should be in my bed.

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