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PostPosted: May 10, 2005 1:11 PM 

Ok. I've heard your pleas for more interesting posts and fresh ideas, and here is one of my attempts to spruce up this joint.

Let's get your top three favorite Kramer dames. Just remember, this is not necessarily a beauty contest, so support your answers with reasons.

Same deal as the other polls I've done. Let's have the name, episode, and description/justification for each of your three picks. I'll keep this one open for a week or two, so let's get our participatory juices flowing and get some legitimate feuding going on here.

Note: I'll will be using a new vote counting system in light of the "hanging- chad" problem that Jackie pointed out during the top 3 jerry chicks poll. As well, additional weight will be given to votes that include well made arguments for your candidate. That is, if Bookman says "Lola" and provides no additional comments, she'll get one vote. If Marcelino writes a novellette on the many ways that a velvet scrunchy enhances Pam's natural beauty, that could score her up to three votes (my discretion, of course). Sorry, store policy.

Who wants to have some FUN!?!?!?!

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 10, 2005 2:00 PM 

In no particular order:

Olive (not Oyl) in The Pie Read the script of The Pie Download the full epiosde video of The Pie Discuss The Pie . I can think of various and sundry (mostly sundry) other uses for those fingernails.

Connie from The Friars Club Read the script of The Friars Club Download the full epiosde video of The Friars Club Discuss The Friars Club . Hot, yes, but there’s just something about a broad who’s “connected”. OTOH, if a guy could actually fall asleep – well, I may have to reconsider the whole thing!

Gail Cunningham from The Shoes Read the script of The Shoes Download the full epiosde video of The Shoes Discuss The Shoes . Oh, for many reasons. She proves that The Snub is good. Kramer warmed her oven when Jerry couldn’t and if that chef is wearin’ Kramer out, I want a slice of what she’s cookin’, wearing JUST the Botticellis.

If Connie falls over the bridge, I’ll take Karen from The Yada Yada Read the script of The Yada Yada Download the full epiosde video of The Yada Yada Discuss The Yada Yada , or was it Julie?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 10, 2005 2:18 PM 

Oh, and lest there be any confusion, that would be ME wearing just the Botticellis! Wink

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: May 10, 2005 3:46 PM 

Jackie, I've always imagined you in mukluks.

Straight from the Botega, here are my top 3 K-women.

1. Beckie Gelkie from The Good Samaritan. Two words: blue sweatpants.

2. Toby from The Fire. You can't help but think that she'd be that enthusiastic about everything.

3. Hildy from The Soup. She's a Reggie's waitress with an insatiable appetite... for food. I'd give her a pack my Juicy Fruit for free.

That, is outrageous!

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: May 10, 2005 3:57 PM 

1. Emily (The Money). She reads books, she's gorgeous. So she's got the jimmy-legs? I wouldn't mind her keeping me up.

2. Marion (The Library). OK, she's not too attractive and she's a bad poet. But I'd have 24/7 access to all those newspapers in the long wooden sticks.

3. Sister Roberta (The Conversion). I get to defile a decent-looking nun. I rest my case.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: May 10, 2005 4:30 PM 

3) Sally, that woman from the Assman. She's a full-figured gal! Her name should have been Rosie. (of course this is a joke, and Sally should not be chosen as Kramer's top 3 women, duh)

2) I have to agree with Bookman, there's just something about Marion...she's deep.

1) Beckie Gelkie without a doubt is number 1. Anyone who says God Bless You AND touches your arm is good in my book. And that smile.


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PostPosted: May 10, 2005 7:25 PM 

"... fresh ideas..."

Rolling Eyes

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: May 11, 2005 10:42 AM 

You know, it seems to me that it's all you, and none of my ideas are getting in. You know, I mean, you just know it all and I am
Mr. Stupid. Right?

Just gimme your kramer chick picks, then we can saw each other in half and be done with it Jimbo! and don't skimp on the penash.... Wink

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 11, 2005 10:51 AM 

Suzie, take The Cockfighter's suggestion under advisement and order me some of those mukluks.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 11, 2005 10:53 AM 

Ramon, Jimmy's just sowah and bittah because there are no "Top 3 Jimmy Women". Well, actually, not even a "Top 1 Jimmy Woman"!


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PostPosted: May 11, 2005 12:16 PM 

Toby would be a firecracker, but she would yap her mouth and make suggestions the whole way through. And not too crazy about a re-attached toe. So she's off. My money's on Olive. She's scratchin me right where I itch. Jimmy would have a girlfriend but he's on completely different sleeping patterns than the rest of us and it just would'nt work out.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 11, 2005 12:21 PM 

The thing about Toby, enthousiasm aside, is that.................well, she's ugly.

But not only that, you'd have to watch what you say. You start talking dirty and say the wrong thing, she's booing and hissing. And, I know that once it starts to go down I don't stop until it's over, and I like to let the expletives fly.

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: May 11, 2005 1:35 PM 

Ho. Ho. Ho. Hold on, let's keep this sophisticated.

I agree, Toby may be a bit of a stretch for the imagination, but I believe, working within the confines of the honour system, we've all found beneficial qualities in the less desireable. N'est pas?

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: May 11, 2005 4:06 PM 

She's merry, i'll give her that.

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: May 12, 2005 11:15 AM 

Great effort so far kids... keep the votes coming!

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: May 12, 2005 11:32 AM 

How 'bout Hilde, the full figured waitress from Reggies. Whole lotta woman!

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: May 12, 2005 2:23 PM 

good pick, vest, but that's only one.... Wink

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 12, 2005 4:14 PM 

Well, she's a big girl, so she can count as 3.

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: May 16, 2005 6:53 PM 

this is the last week for voting, so pony up, and i'll give you the winners list on friday.

sootde Wink


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PostPosted: May 17, 2005 8:53 PM 

3. Sister Roberta - She's a nun...

2. Becky Gelkie - I love when they touching the arm. I can't get enough of that. Why is that?

I'm blowned away that anyone haven't mentioned:

1. The naked woman across the street(in the window to the left). At least dining naked isn't bad nudity...

Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: May 18, 2005 11:57 AM 

nice picks, 7.

i'll accept the naked woman vote, but under protest (since we never actually saw her, it's hard to compare her!)

that said, she had everything i've ever wanted in a woman.... except for the visibility.

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