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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 6:00 PM 

I realise that there is a "Seinfeld quotes" section here, but this is more of a poll than just quoting the show...What are your Top 5 quotes from the show? This should be your FAVORITES, not necessarilly the most popular. For instance, I think "Not that there's anything wrong with that" would be the most popular and most used quote in every day life, but it's not my favorite. Also, I'm not talking "rants", as in George's "Dark and Disturbed" rant...Just one great line that you would use in every day life...
So what are your favorites?
Mine are:
1) A George divided against itself cannot exist.
2) I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
3)As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!
4)A story like that's GOT to be true.
5)So grab your jock (if you need one), it's GO time.

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 6:22 PM 

Wow, good topic Gendison.

I would have to go with these, in no order:

A story like that's GOT to be true
George likes his chicken spicy
Serenity Now!!!
No soup for you!!
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Wh-What is this salty discharge??

I know its 6, but I couldn't cut any of them out.

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 6:26 PM 

-That's a shame.
-I cant, I wont.
-Oh, mama!
-Serenity now!
-I can't do this! I can't do it. I have tried. I'm here. It's impossible.

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 6:26 PM 

Yeah, it was hard to narrow it down to 5. My 6th would have been "Not that there's anything wrong with that", because I find at least 2 situations a day where I am able to use it. Very Happy

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 6:52 PM 

Hmmmm (that doesn't count),

Not necessarily in this order and not necessarily what I'd say tomorrow, given there are SO many:

1) Like a frightened turtle - (Jerry in response to Elaine's question "They shrink?")

2) This is the most public yet of my many humiliations - (Jackie, after another failed attempt to make money of off Kramer's "misfortune")

3) That's GOT to hurt and I don't care WHERE you're from. (Jerry after Sue Ellen rips the nose ring from Elaine's snout)

4) I mean, someone asks me which way's Israel, I don't fly off the handle (Jerry lamenting the fact the the Chinese Postman went postal on him.)

5) That is correct. (Kramer [Dr. Van Nostrand] in answer to the receptionist's question, "What clinic was that?") As an asie, I use that one all the time when someone asks me a question I don't want to answer! Wink

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 7:05 PM 

Cool answers so far. And you're tight Jackie, it can change from day to day, there are sooo many.
Jackie, excuse my ignorance, but what's an asie???

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 7:07 PM 

oops...sorry J. I meant to say "you're right", not "you're tight"...hehe...not that there's anything wrong with that, but i wouldn't know and i don't want to find out!


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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 7:22 PM 

Sweet fancy Moses!

A story like that's got to be true.

Another festivus miracle!

If you ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in 2 seconds.

I'm dominating. - When Elaine walks into Kramer's Karate class sees he's fighting children and asks him what are you doing.

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 7:30 PM 

HaHa! I forgot about "Sweet Fancy Moses"..."Ask me to get a pair of underwear" is a classic too.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 9:27 PM 

I would be remiss if I didn't at least mention Izzy at some point...

Grab your jock...if ya need one.

Put down your purse, honey, and pick up that medicine ball.

It's GO time!

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 9:37 PM 

Yes, Izzy's "jockstrap" quote is on my list in the first post.


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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 11:27 PM 

Gotta go with...."It's a FESTIVUS MIRACLE!"

Street Tough
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 24, 2004 11:45 PM 

"you stole my gonorrhea!"

nuff said

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PostPosted: September 25, 2004 12:42 AM 

1)"You better believe it!"

2)"That's a shame."

3)"George is gettin' upset!"

4)"Hoochie Moochie!"

5)"It's like a sauna in here."

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 25, 2004 1:29 AM 

"but where does the meat go?"

love it when kramer repeats his questions

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: September 25, 2004 1:39 AM 

asie = aside to those of us who can't type, Gendison! Wink

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: September 25, 2004 1:41 AM 

I forgot Jerry's line from when he learns he has agreed to wear the Puffy Shirt.

Kramer: There you go.

Jerry: Where I go?

The Puffy Shirt
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 25, 2004 2:49 AM 

Not necessarily in order, and some are repeats from above.
1. Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell.
2. To the idiotmobile!
3. "Avast ye matey" - what the hell does that mean?! "20 degrees off the starboard side - the Spanish Galleon!" - there's no comeback for that!
4. Oh don't threaten me, Butcher Boy.
5. Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.

Of course there are plenty of others that are longer than just quotes, most notably George's "The sea was angry..." tale. Great thread! Laughing

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PostPosted: September 25, 2004 10:54 AM 

Jackie. I get it. The way it was placed in a sentence, I read it totally differently. I thought you were saying "as an asie, I....". So I was like, "Jackie's an asie?", is that some kind of slang for "Asian"?

Denim Vest
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PostPosted: September 25, 2004 12:22 PM 

Love the quotes

K: "Poor Lilly."
J&G: "The best revenge is living well."
"There's no chance of that."
E: "As you can see the comforter I bought
is actually the Aristotle Goose Down
PennyPacker: "I assume there is a waterfall Grotto."
Bookman: "Sure we're too old to change the world, but what about that child, at the local branch of the public library who finds drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat or The Five Chinease Brothers.

Many more.


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PostPosted: September 25, 2004 12:52 PM 

Jerry (to George, then Kramer): "Allow ME -- What are you an idiot?"

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