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Cosmo 87

PostPosted: July 15, 2004 11:08 AM 

Last night I saw "The Dealership" and was reminded just how crazy he was during this show. He acted like the dealers were monsters and the rest of his madness revolved around trying to get his Twix back, which was presumably stolen by Sam, or Moe, a real short name....

Something else I wonder about this episode is how he was setting up and who he was setting up with the candy line-up, like Elaine pointed out. Also, how did he get all those Twix to make the candy line-up? All logic woulda said that he woulda eaten at least one because he was so hungry, but instead he spent his time and effort (and maybe money) to try to prove them to be "crooks." He didn't even one of the ten Twix he set up.

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 15, 2004 12:22 PM 

When Elaine befriended Susan and George became obsessed with the worlds colliding of Independent George and Relationship George.
George went to the movie theater to find Elaine and Susan and stood in front of the movie screen yelling at them. Later he's seen being carried out of the theater by an usher while yelling something like "they are killing independent George, worlds are colliding". Episode was The Pool Guy Read the script of The Pool Guy Download the full epiosde video of The Pool Guy Discuss The Pool Guy .


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PostPosted: July 15, 2004 1:06 PM 

Another contender:

The Masseuse

George risks losing the relationship with Risotto Rita by going out of his way trying to appeal to Jerry's new girl friend, because she doesn't like him.

George: She told you, she doesn't like me?
Jerry: Yes!
Georrge: What were her exact words?
Jery: I don't like him!

Rita: Does everybody have to like you?
George: Yes! I must be liked!

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: July 15, 2004 4:25 PM 

how 'bout The Millenium

he wipes strawberry juice on babe ruth's uniform that he is wearing from the display at yankee stadium

then he streaks through the stadium in the middle of a game wearing a flesh colored body suit -'body suit man'-

then he drags the trophy around behind his car in the parking lot while yelling through a megaphone calling Steinbrenner a moron..........

I know he was trying to get fired - but there are easier ways to get fired - i got fired for chewing bubble gum once !

Cosmo 87
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PostPosted: July 15, 2004 9:42 PM 

All these episodes are very good contenders. Really, there are too many to count. Laughing

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 16, 2004 6:20 AM 

It's like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 16, 2004 7:59 AM 

For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots !


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PostPosted: July 16, 2004 9:19 AM 

Remember the episode when George gets his desk prepared to be able to sleep all day.... Laughing

Cosmo 87
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PostPosted: July 16, 2004 10:31 AM 

"The Nap." Yeah, that's a good one. He was pretty crazy in that one. Laughing

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 16, 2004 3:10 PM 

-"Am i talking to you? Pin-head!" Smile

$$$Buck Naked$$$
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 16, 2004 5:34 PM 

Does everyone here forgot the whole Susan thing.
George is asking someone to merry only to try to get rid of her after that.
Also don't forget the Soulmate where George is making up all kinds of conspiracies about what happened to his briefcase.
I always fall of my chair of laughing when he confronts the people on the Susan Ross Foundation about his briefcase.

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: July 16, 2004 9:40 PM 

Latvian orthodox?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 17, 2004 10:49 AM 

There's nothing dirtier than a big ball of oil

Cosmo 87
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PostPosted: July 17, 2004 10:59 AM 

Does anyone know the answer to my question about George creating the candy line-up and not eating one of the Twix? Where did he get them? Did he buy them all?

Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: July 17, 2004 6:41 PM 

Well knowing George, I'd say he'd be pretty determined to prove that this guy stole his candy, rather than eat. He probably borrowed the money from Jerry or Elaine. But you never know...


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PostPosted: July 18, 2004 12:14 PM 

i'm with gendison. i still say 'the apology' is the best George Episode.


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PostPosted: July 19, 2004 2:26 AM 

Cosmo 87:
..."Also, how did he get all those Twix to make the candy line-up? ... he woulda eaten at least one because he was so hungry."

Yeah, it's one of those Gilligan's Island scenarios, where they often had visitor's boats, rafts, radios, etc but never thought to use any of them to leave the island because they were too busy putting on plays and concerts. Cool

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Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: July 19, 2004 8:41 AM 

Jimmy, thanks for the Gilligan memories. Laughing

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: July 19, 2004 2:56 PM 

I could never figure out how the Professor could make a radio out of a coconut, but he can't fix a hole in the damn boat...but we digress.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 19, 2004 4:46 PM 

How about the Neil episode (The English Patient)? George spends all this time trying to find out how a man that looks like him (only shorter!) has gotten a beautiful woman like Danielle. Meanwhile she's throwing herself at him and he's obsessed with finding out Neil's "secret".

Crazy Joe Devola

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PostPosted: July 19, 2004 5:12 PM 

What about the Koko the monkey episode?

Jerry: Double zero?
GeorgeL Yeah it's "ooh" as in "ooh-ooh-ahh-ahh".

That monkey's all right,high-five...

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