SEINFELD BLOG

To keep you poor souls busy, how about we start a new hobby...create our own Top Ten lists a-la-letterman.

Tonight's Topic: Top Ten lesser known facts about Hilary Clinton.

10) Middle name is Noriega.

Top Ten Facts About Barack Lieberman.

10. His cousin Dick Cheney is also a Republican-ass-kissing Reagan-lover.
09. He found that hideous beast of an unpatriotic wife under a rock. {{{ Yaaama-haaama! }}}
08. He's, uhh... ya know, uhh... gonna bring people, uhh... together... and, uhh... (sound familiar? )
07. Naively believes disenfranchised Clinton supporters in MI and FL would vote for him in November. Bwaahahaha!!!
06. Considers "3 a.m. phone call" television ads "fear-based" when others use them, but not when he does.
05. Supported Bush's handling of the war.
04. "Removed" his name from Michigan's ballot... but kept it on Florida's after realizing he fucked up.
03. Has regular sleep-overs with Chris Matthews, Jack Cafferty, and whomever else will fit into his bed.
02. Still with the deep, dull, monotone, life-draining voice? Is that all it does? I think I'm getting tired of it.
01. CHANGE this, you worthless, turncoat, pansy!

Alright back to co-me-dy:

9) Switched from skirts to pantsuits after embarrasing "pantie-less" photo.

You didn't like that crack about the wife.

"Pantie-less," "crack"; how ironic.

What's ironic?

(I wasn't going to say anything but then I could see that all of you weren't going to open your mouths)

Well, whoop-y whoop.