10. The Dinner Party - "You sold us a hair with a cake around it"
9. The Pitch - "Artistic integrity? Where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity.
8. The Merv Griffin Show - "You drugged a woman in order to take advantage of her toys?!"
7. The Muffin Tops - "The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is reality."
6. The Label Maker - "Risk, the game of world domination, being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives."
5. The Hot Tub - "This son of a bitch is ice cold."
4. The Outing - "Do you want to have sex right now?!?"
3. The Junior Mint - "Yes, I look forward to many years of LOOKING at the triangles
2. The Implants - "I think you're both mentally ill."
1. The Limo - "Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The
Jews! Ah, the Jews hate grass."