I'm making a basic t-shirt for a website i'm making, just as a sort of gag. My friend had the idea that I should put a seinfeld quote on it. I thought something related to a website, t-shirt, or shirt would be perfect. The best thing I can come up with is : "See, look at this. My t-shirt shrunk. It used to be much bigger, and now it shrunk. You see, that's what water does. It shrinks things.". Anyone got something better?