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Brian Jones







PostPosted: February 13, 2006 7:26 PM 

I am tacing a clas in schul an th techer wats 2 now wat is th nam of georges ansering macine song? can u heelp pleese!

Gendison
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PostPosted: February 13, 2006 8:17 PM 

um...yeah...nice try.

Brian Jones
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 13, 2006 10:05 PM 

Whut des that meen?

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: February 14, 2006 8:24 AM 

If anybody posts an actual response to this, they should be shot by Dick Chaney.

Maestro
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PostPosted: February 14, 2006 9:06 AM 

A teacher who is sending out students with the assignment "what is the name of george answering machine" , what kinda school is that?

brain jones
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PostPosted: February 14, 2006 1:27 PM 

its george's ansering maceen song maestro not nam of george's ansering maceen Rolling Eyes Evil or Very Mad Surprised Cool Laughing

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: February 14, 2006 1:37 PM 

I think you originally called yourself "Brian" Joes. You’d need either big balls, or be suffering from delusions of grandeur to call yourself "Brain" Jones.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: February 14, 2006 10:15 PM 

Thets y he kneeds heelp.

Maestro
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PostPosted: February 15, 2006 9:24 AM 

You mean Brian the serial killer?

Mookie
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PostPosted: February 15, 2006 8:46 PM 

Brian, I will be happy to help you out with the answer you are looking for. Of course...

Bookman
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PostPosted: February 15, 2006 10:41 PM 

Repeat after me, Brian: I would like..... to feed your fingertips..... to the wolverines.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: February 15, 2006 10:52 PM 

Dim Sum?

HateTheDrake
Pigman

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PostPosted: February 16, 2006 10:52 AM 

He sounds like he's got Hugh Downs syndrome or something. Very slow and so very tired.

Bookman
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PostPosted: February 16, 2006 1:09 PM 

English lesson.

Bookman: I would like...

Brian: I vood like...

Bookman: ...to feed your fingertips...

Brian: ...to feed yore feengerteeps...

Bookman: ... to the wolverines.

Brian: ... to da voolvareens.

From the first skit on Saturday Night Live.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: February 16, 2006 8:22 PM 

I'm sorry, I'm usually very good at this...but why was that skit supposed to be funny? I know the dialogue but not within the context of the skit (I only saw those few seconds) Is it just about laughing at immigrants trying to pronounce English words, or is it about laughing at the the absurd phrase used to teach English?

Billy Mumphries
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PostPosted: February 16, 2006 10:26 PM 

It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores.....a slice of life?

Billy Mumphries
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PostPosted: February 16, 2006 10:46 PM 

It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores....a slice of life?

Bookman
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PostPosted: February 16, 2006 11:45 PM 

I think it was funny for three reasons. First, John Belushi had a dumbass look on his face as he played the foreigner, repeating these phrases. Second, it was the first thing spoken on the show, so it was abrupt and came out of nowhere. And, third, as you point out, it's absurd; but foreign-language courses (at least back then) used silly, stock phrases real people didn't need to know, so the bit parodied that too.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: February 19, 2006 3:06 PM 

If John Belushi hadn't died, do you think he would've been on Friends? Would they actually have picked him over David Schwimmer?

Bookman
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PostPosted: February 19, 2006 9:10 PM 

If John Belushi hadn't died that week, he would've died the next. He was a moron. But he was funny every once in awhile.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: February 20, 2006 1:10 AM 

That's why I like you, Bookman... you can at least understand my indirect bullshit whether you agree with it or not. Wink

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